Most epic swords and sandals film scenes

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    Just films for now, no TV.

    I'll begin

     
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    Because 300 is the one of maybe 2 or 3 you've heard of (i.e. it was made in the last 15 years)
     
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    Shaddup! I’ve always been a fan of the genre...loved my some El CID, Spartacus and Vikings back in the day. But 300 is a favourite of mine also
     
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    Any Gladiator fight scene.
     
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    "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
     
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    Very good :D
     
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    El Cid (1961)

     
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    as a child there wasn't anything that could surpass the scene from the Steve Reeves film Goliath and the Barbarians where he has his arms roped to horses in an effort to dismember him and the horses couldn't move no matter how hard they tried!

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    BTW the Italian babe in that film was really exotic!

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    Yup. These are the other two predictable movies I was referring to you liking earlier.
     
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    LOLz.
     
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    Oh please fuck off.

    Proper Spartacus:


     
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    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

    Chineser birds trying to jack each other up:
     
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    Basically, Slys´s input into this own thread is going to go (as I predicted) as follows:
    300
    Troy
    Braveheart
    (then a brief rally with one or two other ´modern´ movies)

    Then a deluge of Game Of Thrones clips...
     
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    Rob Roy final duel

    Mark of El Zorro climatic duel between Don Diego de La Vega and El Capitan

    Adventures of Don Juan (Errol Flynn)
     
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    Meh. Neither are martial artist.
     
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    No game of thrones, only film.

    By the way the swords and sandals genre has gotten better over time and not worse (due to gore and realism etc) so why not post clips from modern films in the genre? As I said I grew up on El Cid, Ben Hur, Vikings, Conan and Spartacus...love those films, but I also love some of the more recent stuff
     
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    :D
     
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    There are different ways to interpret that statement. I meant "for now" in the sense that for this specific thread. For TV scenes I would create another thread in the future.

    I suggest that you take at least one day to rest from your cunting.
     
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    Oh lordy!
    When I have cunted (anyone)?
     
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    Bitch please....
     
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    You can't read, don't you? The thread specifies NO TV, only film!
     
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    What do you expect.
    Cunt probably didnt even know their was a Spartacus movie...
     
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    Bitch, Spartacus is one of my favorite movie.
     
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