MUSIC: the official thread.

Discussion in 'The Sound Garden' started by Rich ´Money´ Mustard, Oct 11, 2012.

  1. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    What a mean thing to say
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Clogg's posted about 5 songs in this thread, the most current probably being from 1974 and sounding humorously redolent of the simpsons 'an ammendment to be' parody
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    under the influence of STEELY DAN vol. 2

    Mixcloud say: 'the influence of steely dan in defining what we now think of as the classic 'west coast sound' can not be underestimated'

    The Noisey Guide to Steely Dan

    Vice mag say: 'The Dan deserve (near) top billing at this year's Coachella Festival because they define their particular era of smooth West Coast music'

    Hut HEAR the gestalt, Hut HEAR the cacti and Palm trees all over the shop.
     
  4. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    I've got a love/hate thing with Steely Dan.
    I like their stuff, git everything they recorded and it's pretty cool, laid back, catchy listenable stuff.

    I hate the 'arent-we-clever' cunts attitude they've always had and when I saw them live in 2001, there was the most annoying prick in front of me with his wife, and he insisted on miming the drum-rolls, movements and plays to at least half the set.



    One of the few times I felt murder should be legalized...
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    I think they're clearly a super smart/talented band. If im ever cruising down a west coast freeway admiring cacti they'll dominate my playlist
     
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    More articles from cunts who don't get it
     
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    Don't even know what this means
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Or a fondu / cheese and wine party at home with some other couples on a Saturday night.
















    In July 1976.
     
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    Fans of Emerson, Lake & Palmer did cooler things like play Dungeons & Dragons in their wood panel basements
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    And during one of those fondue parties, cdogg would be in his element:
    "Did you hear that? Jeff Porcaro did miss the half-beat during the 3rd bar of 'Chain Lightning'! Ooohhhh Donald is such a genius for spotting it"

    Cue, cdoggs wife stabbing him in the face with a fork and then stomping on his face which everyone else subsequently joins in with, Billy Batts style: "ugh...(cough)...Donnue. ..Donnue. ..Help. ..groan...(wheeze)"
     
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    Furthermore, since the thread is dominated by recent music, why not introduce some older recordings people likely haven't heard?
     
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    I like a mistake now and then... that's one of the things that's annoying these days, everybody pitch correcting etc with computers ... I prefer my music human
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Cdogg has a point hete. ..especially as 99% music from the last 25 years is SHIT.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Mainstream for sure.
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    And with that, have some of this, cunts:

     
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    Post whatever you like (obviously), im just bamming you up
     
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    You get invited to a party at Magus's house and at some point he asks you to follow him to what he calls his "music lounge" while he sends his wife Esmeralda to go fetch some margaritas... he says "you think you know proper rock n roll? I don't think so, cunt" ... he then produces a worn out vinyl copy of "Beck, Bogert & Appice" and puts it on the turntable with the volume on 9... he shouts "best trio ever... shits on all others... Appice is the second best drummer ever, right after Phil Collins!"

    Do you

    A) shake your head and mouth "the fuck?" before walking out of the room

    B) bottle him and start doing your best Eric B. impersonation with the record, aggressively manipulating the turntable and improvising raps about how you just bottled a wanker

    C) stare off into space while he's raving about Bogert's bass playing ("he was THE KEY to the Vanilla Fudge") and then just suddenly freak the fuck out and stomp him Billy Batts style, using your instep to shred his face to red fleshy ribbons with a series of angled, downward stomps until the cunt is a faceless corpse
     
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    I'll smack you so hard you'll be operating a breakfast food truck in Atlanta called "Hut's Hotcakes"
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    To much for me to dissect & reply right this minute. ..but don't worry...it's coming.
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    "Release the Morlocks!":



    (Blonde cunts called the Eloi): "Dayummm. Morlocks done jacked cdogg UP!"
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Always liked that one ... love the minimalist George solo
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Precisely 13.2 gazillion times better than anything you've ever posted
     
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    More like Bjërk, amirite???
     
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    Bjork is great, I'm not a super-fan or anything and I don't follow everything she does but as an electronic musician she's clearly brilliant.
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    :eek:
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    And stoners need liquidating. ...As do The Bjorlocks.
     
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    'Bjorlocks' :D
     
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