No Retreat, No Surrender. An Open Challenge to Maverick to Appear in Houston Feb 28th

Karl's skank wife is ok though right?

 

dsimon writes:

so just to be clear Maverick can mention my skank in this thread but if I went over to another thread and said "Maverick's skanky ganky gave me a canky on my wanky!"....... I would be out of line? But if I said the same here it is ok? :notallthere: I just want to get things straight ya know? What if I made an offhand comment about Neil's wife in the smacktalk thread and it was decided the thread was suitable for TAA would I then be summarily banned? :crafty:

 

I'm curious to know where stinger met his lovely spouse. possibly the braille institute lobby, or maybe prisonpenpals.com ?

it takes a rare breed of woman to overlook the wrigley field replica atop stinger's dome, the pseudo ruffian exterior and the rotund devito-esque physique. mrs. smegman must be saintly.

 

dsimon writes:

Your sense of inflation regarding the Stinger is only matched by your verbosity and the antiquated and conflated language you use to convey the most trifling regularities that somehow seem..... trifling to you?

Really Neil the term "fella" for example? How old are yu? "Ruffian?" :: If you are a 60 year old I take it all back otherwise get a thesauras that has the right century on it and use it in your posts... ok fella? ::

 

how many pounds do you weigh?

 

dsimon writes:

240. I should be at about 230... So shoot me.... I can lose ten pounds can you lose your inflated sense of self worth? :nono: Its a fair question Neil. ::

My cardio rocks though... and I get tossed around every weekend pretty good and can hold up... so Im doin ok.

 

just another fat fightbeater. you should really vacate this thread pronto. or i'll be forced to reiterate how you've managed to trump the stinger, who merely works* at a gentlemans club for pesos.

you went a step further and wedded some cambodian concubine. worse yet it doesn't bother you in the slightest that this wench has seen more balls flying toward her face than pudge rodriguez.

 

Karl's mom is a good target. Fuck his wife.

 

Or blind.

 

Damn, consistently one of the funniest guys here. I'm not taking sides, but Neil is definitely one of the ones who makes me laugh at his jokes day in and out.::

 

Now that I look at it, Karl's head does look like a baseball stadium.

 

Karl usually gets this kind of grin at the schoolyard watching the young boys play amongst themselves.

 

http://www.collegefootballart.com/images/OhioState/osums01fwalspcnL.jpg

 

Karl "The Horseshoe" Hegman.

 

How does one with "stadium bladness" get a haircut exactly? Do you go to the barber and ask to take alittle off the sides and back? Does the barber laugh when asked? Do you cut your hair every other year? enlighten me Karl.

 

This thread is pure comedy.::

 

Karl where the fuck are you? answer my question now bitch.

 

dsimon writes:


:bears::bears::laughing: bravo Neil Bravo! that madonna/whore complex does wonders for your verbal repretaire!! I guess we can't all have married a virgin :crying:

 

This thread certainly says a lot.

 

It's the lifeblood of this forum.

 

Yes, there are a lot of words and posts in this thread. Good observation.

 

:: That is the first useful observation Petre has made in years

 

:atu::atu::laughing::laughing:::::

 

agreed Neil is a funny man::

 

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It was just too easy. ::