OLDBOY (remake) Redband Trailer NSFW

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  1. Anthony

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    When did I ignore him. What am I missing?
     
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    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    He wants you to watch a movie about urine.
     
  3. Rainmaker

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    cdogg can be cast as the guy that gets fucked in the ass by a horse.
     
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    yah ah hah habba han hahaha habba is their a parts for a men who has buttsecks hah habba hah with a camel? stainmaker hahah habba han wood be grate for that habba hah hah habbhan
     
  5. Anthony

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    i already saw that movie.
     
  6. Trplsec

    Trplsec Sleeps in a Cage

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    Well, he'd have to audition. There's no guarantee he gets he part. The script calls for a dimunitive brunette.
     
  7. cdogg187

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    this makes Stainmaker ideal for the job
     
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    you the man steve:Thumbs:
     
  9. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    Just be nice to Gatti.
     
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  11. Anthony

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    Come on now. Who is nicer to Gatti than me? I practically raised that kid.
     
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  13. Anthony

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    Did you see oldboy yet Clogg?
     
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    Clogg don't need to see no Oldboy. Clogg IS Oldboy. Clogg got mad incestuous fever dream revenge fantasy skills. Clogg know how to use hammer, Clogg know how to use hammer good.

    :fightme:
     
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    damn spoiler alert!
     
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    Clogg don't care bout no spoiler alert, Clogg knows all ahead of time. For example, Clogg know "Apocalypse Now" end badly for Colonel Kurtz despite Clogg never getting past the little Larry Fishburne death scene. Clogg cry in Frosted Flakes and not want to go on. Clogg take screenwriting classes, Clogg know what happen next.
     
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    Oldboy; A biopic, The trials and tribulations of Mr. C.Dawg
     
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    this is getting TERRIBLE reviews.
     
  19. Anthony

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    not only that, but supposedly it's one of the biggest flops in history.
     
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    This bomb doesn't help Spike Lee's resume.:blackcloud:
     
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    Just watched the movie. It is a very good movie imo. That the movie is very similar to the Original doesn't make it a bad movie. If the Original didn't exist, the movie would have much better ratings. Off that I am sure.
     
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    I finally saw the original (after Anthony commanded me to do so in Paltalk) and I didn't like it, I have no interest in watching it again

    It's technically tremendous, high-end stuff... Inventive camera work, excellent acting, the director definitely knows what he is doing... as a production, it really is incredibly well done

    But I found the story utterly preposterous and the violence gratuitous... I'll never be convinced that the level of violence (not to mention the unfortunate fate of a random Octopus) depicted in this film was actually necessary or that it is meant to show us the lamentable side-effects of revenge fantasies... I call bullshit on that, it was there to shock/horrify half the audience and provide cheap thrills for the sicker viewers... The performers did well to even make this story watchable in movie form but it was totally ridiculous and beyond convoluted

    I know I am definitely in the minority on this as the film has an 80% Fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes and only a handful of respected critics disliked the film like I did, but I stand by my thoughts on it... I'm convinced it's a great technical film but I don;t think it's even a mediocre piece of art
     
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    the hallway scene is one of the best ever

    fuck i hate hollywood
     
  25. ArturoGatti

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    that was a great fight scene. i think the movie is great, but I see where you're coming from clog. The Koreans/Japanese are twisted little fuckers.
     
  26. Andrew

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    I havent seen the original, but stumbled across the remake the other day.

    Enjoyable movie, give it a 6.5.
     
  27. Anthony

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    You gotta be fucking kidding me. Im so so so sorry.
     
  28. cdogg187

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    Yeah, just not my thing

    I was technically very impressed
     

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