Pacquiao-Horn, July 2, Brisbane, Australia

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  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    I'm sure Horn's wife was hoping the decision would get overturned so her husband could sink back into obscurity. Tough luck, troll! Vaginas will be thrown at him left and right, and he clearly doesn't have the defense to avoid them.
     
  2. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    What gives, you haven't compared him to Ricky Hatton yet? Give your light-skinned brother a chance.

    To everyone else,.. STOP TRYING TO CUT OUR NATION'S BALLS OFF!!! :emoji_grimacing: ahaaa I finally figured it out.
     
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  3. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    I don't see how Horn compares to Hatton.

    Hatton was a quality fighter.

    Horn is a scrub who got lucky.
     
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    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Every man in Australia is romping around musting with rhinoceros dicks thanks to our Jeff, ....he's set us all off, ....we are lucky.
     
  5. The Genius

    The Genius DEMONRY!!

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    Kauks smoking that Richard Pryor again.
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Nope he's not a scrub. Pac would have blasted a scrub. Horn is raw but he's actually talented.

    I've watched Horn's career since the Olympics and the kid is a natural, loves to punch on. His entire boxing career is only 11 yrs old and he only turned pro 4 years ago. He's only 17-0-1.

    He won't beat the elite, but he's rugged and has enough tricks to trouble a lot of good fighters in the Top 10.

    Personally I think he's peaked with his current trainer and needs to head to the US, but I've been saying that for the last 2 years.
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    In more tremendous news for Jeff Horn, a petition has started proposing to name a local park after him.

    The petition currently has 38 signatories. This is the park;

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    This story is headline news in Brisbane.

    THIS-IS-BOXING
     
  8. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Ha haaa that's the spirit!
    Clack the bust of the try-hard who invented the bionic ear and replace it with our Jeff.

    Next time we'll have the 'mandatory' carnival in Brisbane, and the repeal red-tape week in Canberra, a lot going on.
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    The petition now has over 60 signatures.

    Only 10,000 to go and it's "Horny Park".
     
  10. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    A fine place to reclaim Australia.

    Have you heard 'Hey true blue' by John Williamson, Punk?
     
  11. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Yeah a scrub in boxing is Conor McGregor
     
  12. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Horn is not that good. He's really not.

    Spence, Thurman, and Brook would beat the dog shit outta Horn.

    Hell, I think Porter would soundly beat him.
     
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    Bordon Undisputed Champion

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    Horns best shot would be against Thurman. His outback friskiness and wild workraye could fluster Thurman on a good night. I still think he gets knocked out. Brook would move, hold and hit him with right hands at will and Spence would just beat the breaks off of him.
     
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    Brook would brutally stop Horn.

    I mean, he WOULD. Who knows what Brook will be as a fighter after the Spence fight.

    But yeah, Spence-Horn would be an exact replay of Spence-Algeri.
     
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    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    "Outback friskiness"

    Yes, yes! yes! ... too many in here have been overlooking this.
    ......there's a little bit of bunyip in our Jeff.
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Like to see him war it out with Porter.
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Yes I have, and many other Australian anthems like "Khe Sanh", "I was only 19" and various Dragon tracks.
     
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    Neil ABJECT COWARD

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    Ugly fight there. I'd be pulling for our jeff
     
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    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Khe Sanh and Dragon are quite palatable, pleasantly so. I was only 19 is certainly 'on the way' ... but if it's pertaining to our Jeff,..'Hey true blue's got that special 'touch' to make Americans even angrier. :emoji_hugging:
     
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    Is it me and you...is it Mum and Dad....is it a cockatoo?
     
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    Or just vegemite
     
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    The Genius DEMONRY!!

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    Marmite is far superior.
     
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    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    10 pages,..
    ...this is fantastic. This is one of Fightbeat's very best threads. I think it's fair enough to say that "WHO's Jeff" has become sincerely,..

    our Jeff.
     
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    Against any of the top welterweights, Horn has only a punchers chance; to land a kangaroo punch (haha haha I crack myself up)
     
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    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I reckon our Jeff could do with a sneaky retainer to lift the spirits, a 'wiley vet' from Argentina, nothing fussy, 'punches in the park 6' on Foxtel, car-light, bush-footy,..beer / snags.
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Offensively, sure. But he'll give them all hell, at least early.

    Horn is not gonna die wondering....It'll be done and won.
     
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    Horn isn't giving Spence any difficulty whatsoever.

    Spence will go through him like hot butter.
     
  28. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Uh, more to the point above ^,...sista's don't want our Jeff's 2-inch AustralASIAN dick,.....so when they suck all the boxing ferocity out of Errol's balls,.. your boy's done x.
     

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