Rough Night in River Oaks

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  1. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    :lol: :blobbox:
     
  2. 60/40

    60/40 Undisputed Champion

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    :clap: Your probably right about that Hanzy. But do steve a favor and close your lips. His nuts are cold.

    Man my older brother was 5 years older than me and I was only 15. Its a big difference now.:lol:
    My step dad is a 20 year vet that was a 18Bravo SF Soldier. I dont think steve would want to mess with him even though he is old now. I wouldnt, he dont fight fair.:lol:
     
  3. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Steve don't fight fair neither. Plus your step dad is a fairy who only likes picking on undersized teens. Steve would rape him.
     
  4. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Might wanna change the title of this thread to "Official ego-stroking thread"
     
  5. 60/40

    60/40 Undisputed Champion

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    But your from a different time Hairy. Back then kids fought ALL the time. Today, these little bastards will shoot you if you dont end it quick.
     
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    60/40 Undisputed Champion

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  7. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    I'd like to box all you bitches that act tough..

    I know Dismon and Karl are both good guys and relaly are tough guys.. but some of you little bitches are keyboard warriors that need to be whupped
     
  8. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    :lol: Yeah, that was kind of dickish. I would have moved for you DSimon. I've blocked plenty of people in out of neccesity but would always move if they asked.

    Most supervisors there are like that by the way. Sorry to say but I doubt you got anywhere by calling it in to UPS, especially if it was actually a supervisor. All they care about is the clock. If these guys gained a minute in time by blocking you in, they did what they were trained to do.
     
  9. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    The only guy who can actually fight on here is steve dave. Steve would rape anybody on here although a steve/Stinger fight would be a good one on the street. LOK is past his best otherwise he might have given steve a decent round or two before getting raped.
    Noble and 60/40? Pussies! Steve would stick it up their butts.
     
  10. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I'd double underhook your ass through the ground, LOK the Crock! :tease: 180lb wuss, I'd throw your white ass up over my head, press you 20 times like a bitch and throw you through the wall.:lol:
     
  11. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    I would whisper a few words into steve_dave's ear and he would light you up like an old Christmas tree Hanzy.

    I don't need fists with my stunning powers of manipulation. :nono:
     
  12. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    you are sadly mistakin Hanzy..

    I'm just getting into my prime, probably in the best shape of my life and as strong if not stronger than I have ever been.

    I'd have my way with you and your boy toy steve gay at the same time

     
  13. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Steve would rape you and then he'd have sex with your corpse Noble till you've rotted away. Then he'd f*ck your skeleton.:clap:
     
  14. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    That would be pretty fucked up! :doh:
     
  15. slystaff

    slystaff Im Banned

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    LOK can fight. Of that I have no doubt. His first Watermelon video showcased his movement. He couldn't handle my two fisted assault though...
     
  16. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    :lol: Nobody would ever have their way with 300lbs of Punjab dynamite or the 6'3, 220lbs of Calgarian Killing Machine! :clap: And steve would have hot manly sex with you and then he'd leave you for me and I'd finish you off.:cool:
     
  17. 60/40

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    You just say he doesn tfight fair because of how he treats you. I cant help it that steve holds your face in the pillow as he rams your colon and has your hands behind your back. You two need to talk about this if it is really bothering you that bad. Dont be scared Hanzy. If steve really loves you, he will listen.
     
  18. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    LMAO!!!

    You guys are fat asses Hanzy

    I'm in better shape than anyone you have ever met.. I garuntee that and I'd knock you bitches out and then shoot cum on your faces!!!

     
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    Just because steve has done this to you, does not mean he does it to everyone. You are special to him Hanzy. :dunno:
     
  20. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    steve_dave sometimes goes into drunken rages and takes it out on Hanzy. It's sad in a way but Hanzy always loves him in the morning.

    Get yourself to a shelter Hanzy..........before it's too late.
     
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    :laughing: Your boy toy.
     
  22. monkeystyle

    monkeystyle Undisputed Champion

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    Damn arabs... I mean like, you remember when you were younger and someone would be like "I bet you can't beat so and so up!" and you would go and fight because of that shit? Or if someone just says something stupid to you, and you would start some shit? that's the type of shit I'm talking about.
     
  23. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I'd pin you to the ground, put you in a choke and then see if you can box off your back then.:lol: Or better yet I'd grab both your legs, lift you in the air and slam you down on your skull and f*ck you in the ass.:cool:
     
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    monkeystyle Undisputed Champion

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    I might take you up on that offer, we're in the same area I think :crafty:
     
  25. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    I'd choke your fat ass out! you'd be gassed in a sec.. I don't need to "box" hanzy.. I'll beat you on the ground then I'll force Steve dave to have man sex with you until you scream


     
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    I think its already to late for him Noble. I think Steve has "fucked him stupid."
    The funny thing is that it didnt take much fucking to get hanzy there. :lol:
     
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    Lok, Hanzys ass is so streached out there would be NO screams.
     
  28. Hanzy

    Hanzy "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    When LOK went to a seminar, he saw Royce Gracie up close and chickened out of a fight when Royce said to him "Bring it on, no rules!" LOK wanted to box instead and knew Royce would stick it in LOK's ass if LOK wanted to fight for real.:lol: LOK only calls out non-fighters or bitches. Guys like him just talk sh*t on message boards acting like they own the place cause it's the only place where they can act tough.:laughing:
     
  29. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    steve_dave where are you?


    We want your thoughts on Hanzy insisting you fuck everybody up the ass. Do you think it's warranted. Is it part of your normal fighting strategy? :dunno:
     
  30. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    60.. it's funny to me that Hanzy thinks cuz he is 5'2 and 400lbs that he is billy bad ass:lol:

     

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