Single BEST villain of all time (between these guys)

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  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    There's a video online of a bull hippo chasing away wild dogs that were about kill a baby gazelle.

    For a SECOND, the hippo seems like a hero. Then he looks at the small gazelle, and for some reason it annoys him, so he slaughters it and tosses it back to the dogs.

    They're fucking crazy.
     
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    Rank[TABLE]
    <thead>[TR]
    [TH][/TH]
    [TH]Animal[/TH]
    [TH]Number of People Killed Per Year[/TH]
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    </thead> <tbody>[TR]
    [TD]1[/TD]
    [TD]Mosquito[/TD]
    [TD]725,000[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]2[/TD]
    [TD]Human[/TD]
    [TD]475,000[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]3[/TD]
    [TD]Snake[/TD]
    [TD]50,000[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]4[/TD]
    [TD]Dog[/TD]
    [TD]25,000[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]5[/TD]
    [TD]Tsetse Fly[/TD]
    [TD]10,000[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]6[/TD]
    [TD]Assassin Bug[/TD]
    [TD]10,000[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]7[/TD]
    [TD]Freshwater Snail[/TD]
    [TD]10,000[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]8[/TD]
    [TD]Ascaris Roundworm[/TD]
    [TD]2,500[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]9[/TD]
    [TD]Tapeworm[/TD]
    [TD]2,000[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]10[/TD]
    [TD]Crocodile[/TD]
    [TD]1,000[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]11[/TD]
    [TD]Hippopotamus[/TD]
    [TD]500[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]12[/TD]
    [TD]Elephant[/TD]
    [TD]100[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]13[/TD]
    [TD]Lion[/TD]
    [TD]100[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]14[/TD]
    [TD]Wolf [/TD]
    [TD]10[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD]15[/TD]
    [TD]Shark[/TD]
    [TD]10[/TD]
    [/TR]
    </tbody>[/TABLE]
     
  3. Destruction and Mayhem

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    Jaguar would win...but it'll sustain heavy damage. Leopard is faster.
     
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    What those numbers don't tell you is that most of those croc deaths occur in Australia. Hippos are only in Africa....crocs are found in various places around the world. So in Africa, Hippos are responsible for more human deaths than Crocs and PER (Hippo) CAPITA...Hippos kill humans at a higher rate.
     
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    Yeah...I've seen that one. Crazy.
     
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    No, it wouldn't be much of a fight. The Leopard would be dead very quickly. Who says Leopard's are faster? That's pure speculation. The Jaguar being MUCH stronger and more powerful is fact.
     
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    Panda's are another misconception.

    Some dude had the great idea to climb into a panda cage and try to cuddle it. Dude seemed to forget that a giant panda is a fucking bear! lol It bit a chunk out of his leg and he was lucky to be rescued before it could finish him off.
     
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    If the Jaguar ambushed the Leopard from behind and grabbed him by the head it would be over fairly quickly. But if it were a fight....it would be a fight. Leopard can damage even Lions if cornered (Lions would kill them though) and a 500lb Lion is twice the size of a Jaguar.
     
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    When it comes to bears, the biggest misconception is the sloth bear... thanks the Jungle Book the sloth bear is portrayed as lazy, friendly, and gentle.

    They slaughter people in India, sometimes for no apparent reason. Highly aggressive towards humans.
     
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    It is estimated that each year hundreds of people die from crocodile attacks in Africa – many of these attacks are never reported in the media. With no accurate reporting system in place, crocodile attacks in Africa are difficult to track and very few are reproduced here.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile_attack
     
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    :lol: Christ, people are dumb sometimes.


    Same type of people who stick their hand in a strange car window or behind a fence, and act surprised when the dog they want to be friends with bites them.
     
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    Cool.
     
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    Whatever the stats, Crocs are fucking scary. Not too many animals really freak me out. Crocs and Gators freak me out. I don't understand how people live with them lounging out in backyard ponds and on golf courses.............especially the bigger ones.
     
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    I can relate. Crocs are bloody scary. And they're sneaky buggers too. The lie under the surface and you can barely see them and then ambush in a blink of an eye.
     
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    Fun movie. :bears:
     
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    18 years old. FML
     
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    meh, these are all cool villains we all love

    what about real villains that you hate
     
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    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I never much cared for Hitler.

    I know. Hot Take!
     
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    Stalin probably ain't a guy I would invite over to watch a PPV fight.
     
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    Slice!

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    Good call! General Woundwort was scary! That whole fucking film was to be fair.

    What was that music about though? :lol:
     
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    Has anybody mentioned Bill the Butcher yet? Yes the film was shit but DDL's performance was amazing.
     
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    I don't consider Gangs of New York a shit movie. Not a great movie, but I find it enjoyable. And yes, Bill The Butcher was an awesomw villain.
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    I heard that either Ch4 or 5 got a load of fucking complaints off parents when they broadcast it last year :lol:
     
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    Quite right! It really should be a 15 certificate, I had nightmares through my entire childhood!

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    Honest to fuck, look at this:

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    NOT suitable for 4 year olds
     

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