Ridiculous/Funny/Stupid Boxer Nicknames

I think any nickname that rides the coat tails of another boxer is pathetic. For example, Breidis Prescott calling himself "Khanqueror" was fucking sad. Forge your own career for fucks sake rather than living off one win.

I remember Montell Griffin fighting in China or something and he was introduced as "the only man to beat Roy Jones Jr", ridiculous.

 

Also, Adam "The Swamp Donkey" Richards.

Seriously....I don't even....

 

strange

 

Clifford "Hold My Beer" Hicks is a great old one.

 

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'The white Tyson' is awful.

 

Beat me to it

 

Rendall 'The Boxing Binman' Munroe

MTF

 

I still think Jeremy "Half-Man, half-amazing" Williams is the worst ever.

What does that even mean?

 

It is godawful

 

And he wasn't really amazing at all.

 

indeed, far from it

 

jeremy williams was an entrepreneur. i'll never forget when he suggested someone invest their money in cocaine!

 

Well technically it really is a good investment, legally, not so much.

 

funniest nickname ever hahahahahhahahaha

 

:giggle:

 

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Yeah, let's not insult him by calling him a crackhead...he was merely just a respectable cocaine addict.

 

I wish I had some good coke right now. Really passes the time.

 

I'm smoking some bud right now. Sup.

 

:giggle:Well, I didn't mean it THAT way, just wanted the record to be accurate is all

 

hold my beer has to be the winner

 

I'm kind of pissed off because i ever turned pro i would have used the same one but i didn't know it was taken.

Now i'm going to have to hold off training until i find a suitable replacement moniker.

Aint gonna be stepping into no ring without a proper nickname. :nono:

 

I don't imagine you as the stoner type. You really smoke? REED is the only one in here I KNOW smokes.