Ridiculous/Funny/Stupid Boxer Nicknames

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  1. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    I think any nickname that rides the coat tails of another boxer is pathetic. For example, Breidis Prescott calling himself "Khanqueror" was fucking sad. Forge your own career for fucks sake rather than living off one win.

    I remember Montell Griffin fighting in China or something and he was introduced as "the only man to beat Roy Jones Jr", ridiculous.
     
  2. TLC

    TLC "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Also, Adam "The Swamp Donkey" Richards.

    Seriously....I don't even....
     
  3. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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  4. Ramonza Soliloquies

    Ramonza Soliloquies "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Clifford "Hold My Beer" Hicks is a great old one.
     
  5. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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  6. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    'The white Tyson' is awful.
     
  7. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Beat me to it
     
  8. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    Rendall 'The Boxing Binman' Munroe

    MTF
     
  9. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I still think Jeremy "Half-Man, half-amazing" Williams is the worst ever.

    What does that even mean? lol
     
  10. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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  11. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    And he wasn't really amazing at all.
     
  12. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

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  13. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    jeremy williams was an entrepreneur. i'll never forget when he suggested someone invest their money in cocaine!
     
  14. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Well technically it really is a good investment, legally, not so much.
     
  15. jaws1216

    jaws1216 "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    funniest nickname ever hahahahahhahahaha
     
  16. Destruction and Mayhem

    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Destruction and Mayhem PHASE ----3

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    Yeah, let's not insult him by calling him a crackhead...he was merely just a respectable cocaine addict.
     
  18. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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  19. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    I'm smoking some bud right now. Sup.
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    :giggle:Well, I didn't mean it THAT way, just wanted the record to be accurate is all
     
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    jaws1216 "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    I'm kind of pissed off because i ever turned pro i would have used the same one but i didn't know it was taken.

    Now i'm going to have to hold off training until i find a suitable replacement moniker.

    Aint gonna be stepping into no ring without a proper nickname. :nono:
     
  23. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I don't imagine you as the stoner type. You really smoke? REED is the only one in here I KNOW smokes.
     

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