Could a professional heavyweight boxer hurt a standing Grizzly Bear with a body shot?

Discussion in 'General Boxing Discussion' started by Hanz, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    So he claimed :lol: It was bullying another gorilla & Mike wanted to exact justice.
     
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    It's a myth. If you truly believe that you have no idea what you're watching. Neither of them landed much clean at all, perhaps you were swayed by Lenny's running and clowning.

    "Beat up" :lol:
     
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    Basically yeah, it is a myth perpetuated by morons, who probably haven't even seen the fight, and assume Duran must have been getting whitewashed for him to quit.
     
  4. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

    That was the thrust of my comment although I didn't spell it out.:bears:
     
  5. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Leonard-Duran 1-6 was similar to De La Hoya-Trinidad 9-12. Pathetic & disgraceful performance.
     
  6. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Masterful boxing :bears:
     
  7. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    24 foot ring. Masterful skill.
     
  8. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    TKO 8

    Now back on topic fellas. :nono:
     
  9. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive


    lets pretend somehow you could get a bear to stand there and let you place a shot...

    then let Tyson hit him with a shot in the pit of his stomach...

    I think he could possibly knock some of the bears wind out.. maybe make the bear uncomfortable..

    then the bear would rip his head off lol

    like Buddy said.. not just the size of the bear but they have a layer of fat around them to keep warm.
     
  10. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    What about a Gorilla LOK? Could Tyson KO a Gorilla? :lol:
     
  11. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    same as bear...
    with a free shot maybe he annoys the gorilla.. that's about it
     
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    On topic, I think it would be a minor nuisance to a bear, they are just huge and strong, and surely incredibly tough too. It would probably be like a kid punching us as hard as they could like Hut said.
     
  13. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    A gorilla is nowhere near as tough as a bear. I think if Tyson landed a freeshot on a gorilla he could really piss it off :bears:
     
  14. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    A bear would probably laugh as it was hit.
     
  15. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Here's a match up - Prime Tyson vs a 110lb Rotweiler? Tyson wears a cod piece which protects his crotch. Fight to the death.
     
  16. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    :lol:
     
  17. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

  18. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    Maybe a pro boxer with a dynamite punch would make the bear shit itself instead of hurting it?
     
  19. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

  20. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

  21. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Somebody post the vid of LOK fucking that watermellon up
     
  22. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    The video of him hitting the pads is sick too!!
     
  23. Hanz

    Hanz Roberto Duran

    Does that watermelon guy actually hit hard, despite his poor balance and shape?
     
  24. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

  25. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Anyone can punch a hole through a watermelon. Even LOK.
     
  26. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    No chance.
     
  27. His_Royness

    His_Royness "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    He should hit him straight on the nose. That should at leat bring some tears to the bear's eyes, right? :dunno:
     
  28. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    that could work. or he might end up getting his wrist bit off.
     
  29. Those guys may as well be throwing shots into your dough-like body, Hanz.
     
  30. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    You can only beat a bear up by using jedi-mind tricks, like the guy on the John West Ad.

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