Could a professional heavyweight boxer hurt a standing Grizzly Bear with a body shot?

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  1. Hut*Hut

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    So he claimed :lol: It was bullying another gorilla & Mike wanted to exact justice.
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    It's a myth. If you truly believe that you have no idea what you're watching. Neither of them landed much clean at all, perhaps you were swayed by Lenny's running and clowning.

    "Beat up" :lol:
     
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    Basically yeah, it is a myth perpetuated by morons, who probably haven't even seen the fight, and assume Duran must have been getting whitewashed for him to quit.
     
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    That was the thrust of my comment although I didn't spell it out.:bears:
     
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    Leonard-Duran 1-6 was similar to De La Hoya-Trinidad 9-12. Pathetic & disgraceful performance.
     
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  6. Hut*Hut

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    Masterful boxing :bears:
     
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  7. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    24 foot ring. Masterful skill.
     
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  8. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    TKO 8

    Now back on topic fellas. :nono:
     
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  9. LOK

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    lets pretend somehow you could get a bear to stand there and let you place a shot...

    then let Tyson hit him with a shot in the pit of his stomach...

    I think he could possibly knock some of the bears wind out.. maybe make the bear uncomfortable..

    then the bear would rip his head off lol

    like Buddy said.. not just the size of the bear but they have a layer of fat around them to keep warm.
     
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  10. Hut*Hut

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    What about a Gorilla LOK? Could Tyson KO a Gorilla? :lol:
     
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    same as bear...
    with a free shot maybe he annoys the gorilla.. that's about it
     
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    On topic, I think it would be a minor nuisance to a bear, they are just huge and strong, and surely incredibly tough too. It would probably be like a kid punching us as hard as they could like Hut said.
     
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  13. Hut*Hut

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    A gorilla is nowhere near as tough as a bear. I think if Tyson landed a freeshot on a gorilla he could really piss it off :bears:
     
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    A bear would probably laugh as it was hit.
     
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    Here's a match up - Prime Tyson vs a 110lb Rotweiler? Tyson wears a cod piece which protects his crotch. Fight to the death.
     
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    Maybe a pro boxer with a dynamite punch would make the bear shit itself instead of hurting it?
     
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  21. Hut*Hut

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    Somebody post the vid of LOK fucking that watermellon up
     
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    The video of him hitting the pads is sick too!!
     
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  23. Hanz

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    Does that watermelon guy actually hit hard, despite his poor balance and shape?
     
    Hanz, Jul 12, 2012
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    lol, no
     
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    Anyone can punch a hole through a watermelon. Even LOK.
     
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    He should hit him straight on the nose. That should at leat bring some tears to the bear's eyes, right? :dunno:
     
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    that could work. or he might end up getting his wrist bit off.
     
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  29. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Those guys may as well be throwing shots into your dough-like body, Hanz.
     
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    You can only beat a bear up by using jedi-mind tricks, like the guy on the John West Ad.

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