Anyone here think they could have beaten any world champion, past or present?

Discussion in 'General Boxing Discussion' started by slystaff, Mar 2, 2010.

  1. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Esk was insane. Didn't he also write a 5000 word post on how to pick up chicks once too? Man I'd fucking love to read that today I bet it was hilarious.
     
  2. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

    For about HALF a Second, Esk's Post MADE SENSE to REED...



    REED:notallthere:
     
  3. slystaff

    slystaff Im Banned

    Wasn't Esk, Ricardo Mayorga's cousin or something of that nature? :atu:
     
  4. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    I like to think that if I could just get one big right hand off versus Amir Khan, that I could lay that bitch out.

    I am not saying I could beat him....merely that if I could unload with the right...he would be, in Chris Tucker sense of the phrase.... knocked the fuck out...I mean people-coming-up-to-him-and-going-through-his-pockets-knocked-out.
     
  5. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    If you were a different race,.. you'd be able to stomp any so called 'champion' from Europe.
     
  6. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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  7. Hitman

    Hitman Undisputed Champion

    He also wrote an essay about how the only way to bet Spadafora v Dorin was for it to be a draw. Whether you believe him or not, he said he would put a grand on the draw and explained why it would be a draw..... the fight was a draw
     
  8. Hitman

    Hitman Undisputed Champion

    he was just from the same country
     
  9. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Fuck that music sucks.
     
  10. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    i could
     
  11. Mr Roboto

    Mr Roboto Undisputed Champion

    :lol::lol:

    Ditto. I might can run from butterbean for 4 rounds.
     
  12. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Yes....but the sound of feminism being defeated is sweet...sweet....SWEET

    Who would have thought 2 punches could cut so effortlessly through decades of bra-burning??
     
  13. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Ah, so that's the formulae to end racism, have a woman willing to fight a man in the ring, then we all become brothers... :crafty:
     
  14. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    unless the Sister in question, is in fact...a Sister.

    Germaine Greer would squeal mightily and suffer erectile disfunction as a midget thai demons destroyed her lifes work.
     
  15. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I brought her cook book.
     
  16. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    I LOLed
     
  17. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    I hate that "woman" with a passion....she is always on TV with that other, used-to-be-fit, Kirsty Wark.....babbling about how men and their peeneys are to blame for it all.....
     
  18. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    :laughing::laughing::crafty:

    subtle, subtle......:crafty:
     
  19. Outlander

    Outlander Leap-Amateur

    I am 6'2'' and go about 240. With minimal body fat and absurd dieting and exercise I once in my adult life got down to 208, probably my minimum as I weightlift and such. Cutting muscle I could get lower I suppose.

    I have been boxing just as a hobby for about 15 years, I have sparred before with local crappy amateurs but frankly I don't like getting hit. So mostly now do heavy bag/running/weights.

    Isn't there some short-term, "technically" the champ sort of guy somewhere in heavyweight history who inherited the belt or something? He would need to be of legendary weak chin. Maybe I could attack him ferociously for 3 good rounds before I gassed out? I think I have maybe a 30% chance of landing a good punch against a really poor heavyweight in 3 rounds of maniacal punching. But that would be it, he would have to crumble. If I managed to connect and he got up I probably would quit or hit him in the crotch and DQ myself, then complain that I was winning.

    There has to be somebody. What's the weakest link ever at heavy?
     
  20. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Maybe if you were in Pete Rademachers shoe's you could have done it....
     
  21. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    When I was young and Larry Holmes was the champion I always thought I could beat him. Yes, boxing. I could see so many flaws in him that I could take advantage of. And many times did a lot of shadow boxing imagining I was in the ring with him. Of course that was just me dreaming. He could had beaten me in 30 seconds in the ring. outside the ring I doubt it. I could had broke his knees immediately and once he had fallen on his knees I would had stroke him with a powerful shuto (knife hand strike) to the throat and that would had been the end. Of course I would be writing this from jail....LOL
     
  22. slystaff

    slystaff Im Banned

    :laughing:
     
  23. slystaff

    slystaff Im Banned

    Bruce Seldon
     
  24. mikE

    mikE "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    No way.

    Without thinking too hard, I'd go with Michael Bentt.
     
  25. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Could be, could be........Joe Hipp? Rademacher? Primo Carnera?
     
  26. slystaff

    slystaff Im Banned

    Has to be "Champions"..to be relevant. Primo Carnera is relevant...but he wasn't as vulnerable as Bruce Seldon.
     
  27. slystaff

    slystaff Im Banned

    Wasn't a champion. :warning:
     
  28. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    WBO man. No?
     
  29. slystaff

    slystaff Im Banned

    I dunno. i guess this shows my age. I don't count the WBO. :lol:
     
  30. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    You should. Nigel Benn did.
     

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