Anyone here think they could have beaten any world champion, past or present?

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  1. Hut*Hut

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    Esk was insane. Didn't he also write a 5000 word post on how to pick up chicks once too? Man I'd fucking love to read that today I bet it was hilarious.
     
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    For about HALF a Second, Esk's Post MADE SENSE to REED...



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  3. slystaff

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    Wasn't Esk, Ricardo Mayorga's cousin or something of that nature? :atu:
     
  4. Irish

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    I like to think that if I could just get one big right hand off versus Amir Khan, that I could lay that bitch out.

    I am not saying I could beat him....merely that if I could unload with the right...he would be, in Chris Tucker sense of the phrase.... knocked the fuck out...I mean people-coming-up-to-him-and-going-through-his-pockets-knocked-out.
     
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    If you were a different race,.. you'd be able to stomp any so called 'champion' from Europe.
     
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  7. Hitman

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    He also wrote an essay about how the only way to bet Spadafora v Dorin was for it to be a draw. Whether you believe him or not, he said he would put a grand on the draw and explained why it would be a draw..... the fight was a draw
     
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    Hitman Undisputed Champion

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    he was just from the same country
     
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    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    i could
     
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    Ditto. I might can run from butterbean for 4 rounds.
     
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    Yes....but the sound of feminism being defeated is sweet...sweet....SWEET

    Who would have thought 2 punches could cut so effortlessly through decades of bra-burning??
     
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    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Ah, so that's the formulae to end racism, have a woman willing to fight a man in the ring, then we all become brothers... :crafty:
     
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    unless the Sister in question, is in fact...a Sister.

    Germaine Greer would squeal mightily and suffer erectile disfunction as a midget thai demons destroyed her lifes work.
     
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    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I hate that "woman" with a passion....she is always on TV with that other, used-to-be-fit, Kirsty Wark.....babbling about how men and their peeneys are to blame for it all.....
     
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    subtle, subtle......:crafty:
     
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    I am 6'2'' and go about 240. With minimal body fat and absurd dieting and exercise I once in my adult life got down to 208, probably my minimum as I weightlift and such. Cutting muscle I could get lower I suppose.

    I have been boxing just as a hobby for about 15 years, I have sparred before with local crappy amateurs but frankly I don't like getting hit. So mostly now do heavy bag/running/weights.

    Isn't there some short-term, "technically" the champ sort of guy somewhere in heavyweight history who inherited the belt or something? He would need to be of legendary weak chin. Maybe I could attack him ferociously for 3 good rounds before I gassed out? I think I have maybe a 30% chance of landing a good punch against a really poor heavyweight in 3 rounds of maniacal punching. But that would be it, he would have to crumble. If I managed to connect and he got up I probably would quit or hit him in the crotch and DQ myself, then complain that I was winning.

    There has to be somebody. What's the weakest link ever at heavy?
     
  20. Irish

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    Maybe if you were in Pete Rademachers shoe's you could have done it....
     
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    When I was young and Larry Holmes was the champion I always thought I could beat him. Yes, boxing. I could see so many flaws in him that I could take advantage of. And many times did a lot of shadow boxing imagining I was in the ring with him. Of course that was just me dreaming. He could had beaten me in 30 seconds in the ring. outside the ring I doubt it. I could had broke his knees immediately and once he had fallen on his knees I would had stroke him with a powerful shuto (knife hand strike) to the throat and that would had been the end. Of course I would be writing this from jail....LOL
     
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    Bruce Seldon
     
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    No way.

    Without thinking too hard, I'd go with Michael Bentt.
     
  25. Irish

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    Could be, could be........Joe Hipp? Rademacher? Primo Carnera?
     
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    Has to be "Champions"..to be relevant. Primo Carnera is relevant...but he wasn't as vulnerable as Bruce Seldon.
     
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    Wasn't a champion. :warning:
     
  28. Irish

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    WBO man. No?
     
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    I dunno. i guess this shows my age. I don't count the WBO. :lol:
     
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    You should. Nigel Benn did.
     

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