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  1. Matchup_Analyzer

    Matchup_Analyzer Keyboard Warrior

    them wine coolers stun the growth
     
  2. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I'd have a significant speed advantage over you. I'd pot shot you all day.
     
  3. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King


    He would have you in a figure four torso lock of death before you could say "What..................exactly are these pills you just gave me Dr. Mengele?". :nono:
     
  4. jaws1216

    jaws1216 "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    and the testosterone
     
  5. jaws1216

    jaws1216 "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    or you could just shout "Flame on!" when he gets you in north/south
     
  6. Matchup_Analyzer

    Matchup_Analyzer Keyboard Warrior

    :clap:

    :lol:
     
  7. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    :lol:

    There are a lot of tall asians but most of them are just very skinny. I'm trying to get up to 190 by lifting weights but it's really tough to gain mass that is all muscle.
     
  8. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    I'd actually be more interested in fucking you than beating you, you look like a cute asian prostitute
     
  9. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    :laughing:
     
  10. Matchup_Analyzer

    Matchup_Analyzer Keyboard Warrior

    You could keep some of the weight on by not plucking your eyebrows
     
  11. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    :clap:

    We can put this on the undercard of Karl vs. Boxing4Real.

    You look like a slow muscled bound queer. I bet your stamina is shitty, and you have a glass jaw. I'd have you eating ring canvas in 2 rounds tops.

    We could do this boxing or MMA, your choice.
     
  12. jaws1216

    jaws1216 "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Hi, I'm Chris Hansen...
     
  13. jaws1216

    jaws1216 "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    :lol:
     
  14. Matchup_Analyzer

    Matchup_Analyzer Keyboard Warrior

    :laughing: :lol: :laughing: :lol: :laughing:

    LMAO....I almost thought it was LOK for a sec

    :clap:
     
  15. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ


    let's do it mma
     
  16. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I trim them, it's for style and look. Plucking is for queers.
     
  17. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

    :lol: or Mike Tyson.
     
  18. Matchup_Analyzer

    Matchup_Analyzer Keyboard Warrior

    If you're too light to make weight you could load up on the makeup
     
  19. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Sure. I'm not even joking. If Karl and Cupey set this up, I'd pay my way to Texas to brutalize you.

    Let's make a bet, if I submit or KO you, you have to tattoo a Star of David on your left ass cheek. If I lose I get a swastika.
     
  20. jaws1216

    jaws1216 "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    you see its little phrases like this that further the SF image...

    a normal heterosexual might say (assuming they're gay enough to trim their eyebrows) - I trim them, plucking is for queers.

    that extra "it's for style and look" is just furthering the stereotype
     
  21. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King


    Jeebus throws down the guantlet. Will Alabama man.................hole up?
     
  22. jaws1216

    jaws1216 "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    nice
     
  23. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ


    give me a night with your girlfriend and you have a deal
     
  24. Matchup_Analyzer

    Matchup_Analyzer Keyboard Warrior

    The only reason a man should trim his eyebrows is to eliminate the unibrow, other reasoning is just disturbing, unless your eyebrows grow freakishly
     
  25. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    He got his ass kicked when he tried to key scratch someone's car.

    That sounds like a bitch move to me. If I was going to jack someone's car up, I would just kick the shit out of the door, and stomp the window shield in, not try and "scratch it." Or not even fuck with their car, just step up to them and let them know I have a problem.

    Geebuys of Auschwitz is a no heart, pussy, glass jaw beezy. I don't think it would even go to the ground after I make him quit with leg kicks.

    The odds on this fight should be -2000 Alabama Man, and +1600 Geebus of Auschwitz.
     
  26. Haymaker

    Haymaker WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    We got a fight gents!! :bears:
     
  27. jaws1216

    jaws1216 "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    good point,
     
  28. winner by choke

    winner by choke Undisputed Champion

    if the dude is really a purple belt in BJJ, he'd probly choke you the fuck out.
     
  29. Matchup_Analyzer

    Matchup_Analyzer Keyboard Warrior

    A good example of the unibrow in recent memory is Lucian Bute
     
  30. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I don't do it everday. Every 2 weeks and sometimes I skip a week. It's just for style. :dunno:
     

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