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  1. Matchup_Analyzer

    Matchup_Analyzer Keyboard Warrior

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    them wine coolers stun the growth
     
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    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I'd have a significant speed advantage over you. I'd pot shot you all day.
     
  3. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    He would have you in a figure four torso lock of death before you could say "What..................exactly are these pills you just gave me Dr. Mengele?". :nono:
     
  4. jaws1216

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    and the testosterone
     
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    jaws1216 "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    or you could just shout "Flame on!" when he gets you in north/south
     
  6. Matchup_Analyzer

    Matchup_Analyzer Keyboard Warrior

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    :clap:

    :lol:
     
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    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    There are a lot of tall asians but most of them are just very skinny. I'm trying to get up to 190 by lifting weights but it's really tough to gain mass that is all muscle.
     
  8. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I'd actually be more interested in fucking you than beating you, you look like a cute asian prostitute
     
  9. steve_dave

    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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  10. Matchup_Analyzer

    Matchup_Analyzer Keyboard Warrior

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    You could keep some of the weight on by not plucking your eyebrows
     
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    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    We can put this on the undercard of Karl vs. Boxing4Real.

    You look like a slow muscled bound queer. I bet your stamina is shitty, and you have a glass jaw. I'd have you eating ring canvas in 2 rounds tops.

    We could do this boxing or MMA, your choice.
     
  12. jaws1216

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    Hi, I'm Chris Hansen...
     
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  14. Matchup_Analyzer

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    :laughing: :lol: :laughing: :lol: :laughing:

    LMAO....I almost thought it was LOK for a sec

    :clap:
     
  15. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    let's do it mma
     
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    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I trim them, it's for style and look. Plucking is for queers.
     
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    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    :lol: or Mike Tyson.
     
  18. Matchup_Analyzer

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    If you're too light to make weight you could load up on the makeup
     
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    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Sure. I'm not even joking. If Karl and Cupey set this up, I'd pay my way to Texas to brutalize you.

    Let's make a bet, if I submit or KO you, you have to tattoo a Star of David on your left ass cheek. If I lose I get a swastika.
     
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    you see its little phrases like this that further the SF image...

    a normal heterosexual might say (assuming they're gay enough to trim their eyebrows) - I trim them, plucking is for queers.

    that extra "it's for style and look" is just furthering the stereotype
     
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    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    Jeebus throws down the guantlet. Will Alabama man.................hole up?
     
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    jaws1216 "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    nice
     
  23. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    give me a night with your girlfriend and you have a deal
     
  24. Matchup_Analyzer

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    The only reason a man should trim his eyebrows is to eliminate the unibrow, other reasoning is just disturbing, unless your eyebrows grow freakishly
     
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    He got his ass kicked when he tried to key scratch someone's car.

    That sounds like a bitch move to me. If I was going to jack someone's car up, I would just kick the shit out of the door, and stomp the window shield in, not try and "scratch it." Or not even fuck with their car, just step up to them and let them know I have a problem.

    Geebuys of Auschwitz is a no heart, pussy, glass jaw beezy. I don't think it would even go to the ground after I make him quit with leg kicks.

    The odds on this fight should be -2000 Alabama Man, and +1600 Geebus of Auschwitz.
     
  26. Haymaker

    Haymaker WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    We got a fight gents!! :bears:
     
  27. jaws1216

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    good point,
     
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    winner by choke Undisputed Champion

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    if the dude is really a purple belt in BJJ, he'd probly choke you the fuck out.
     
  29. Matchup_Analyzer

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    A good example of the unibrow in recent memory is Lucian Bute
     
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    I don't do it everday. Every 2 weeks and sometimes I skip a week. It's just for style. :dunno:
     

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