Fat Dan has a draw
Big round 11
He gets un-gassed when he gets KD'd, go figure
Glass jaw
He needs to throw more pull counters like Chisora against Slow Joe
Ortiz is gassed
9-9 round
Ortiz was legit KD'd
Conwell is loading his gloves
Zaghe can't slap avalanche his way out of this one
Joe Louis isn't gonna go at Norton winging hooks like Foreman and Cooney did, and so this fight is competitive up until the middle rounds where...
Canelo can lose an arm and a leg and still out-box Berlanga
He did a little plodding forward PONDEROUSLY
Madrimov didn't do enough, i think, in my mind
Bud has lightweight arms
This card is about as long as an AEW PPV
What are the chances Locche makes Bud look ponderous on the way to a decision victory
Both Ruiz and Miller are fat.
Bud could literally get old overnight, just like how Slow Joe Joyce did against an even older Chisora last Saturday
If Joe Joyce were a car he'd top out at 5 mph
Joyce is too slow to have a good defense. He's literally can't get out of first gear because he's too slow to get to second gear.
Because Slow Joe is such a sloth, he managed to make an old, shot Chisora look like peak Mayweather with the pull counters
Chisora gets the decision we get Chisora vs. the winner of Joshua-Triple D
Wtf was that
Joyce bout to deliver the slowest khtfko of our times
I'm judging these two on a very low bar, so in that sense it's exceeded my expectations
Despite how slothy this has been, this fight isn't half-bad
Chisora landed four glacial right hands and Slow Joe walked right though it
This is the slowest first round of are times
Sloth title fight is on right now
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