We cannae all be good looking devils like Ye, salaco :lol:
Ah've never heard an anthem signed so well - brung tears tae ma eyes. Ye all must be so prood.
That game wiz as flat as a witches tit in the second half. Noo we can concentrate on chasing doon Hearts.
Och! A classic elbow tae the back o' the heid from Lee McCulloch. Ye need a cycling helmet when Ye play him. Miller instantly plays a short pass,...
Jings, Hartson rubs it in - the baldy whalloper. :will:
Stunning strike ba Commons and a lucky (terrible) decision which brings back Broon's through ball fer a free kick insteadae letting play go on...
Shite - one DOON awready but Rangers pressuring hard. Pitch looks poor and slow.
...it's on channel 977 (BBC One Scotland) but, alas, Ah've just noticed that 'Airbus U.K.' are playing 'Y Bala' which is being shown on the Welsh...
Jimmeh - Ye watching Celtic vs Rangers in an hoor and a quarter?
:lol: Aye, he is being somewhit o' a moaning minnie.
Djokovic looks fucked as him and the crying Scotsman are 1 set apiece... will Murray storm through or is Djokovic playing possum?
Ah mean this, Ye and Jimmeh wid be superb at working/ finding oot obscure sports facts.
:lol:
Aye, it’ll be braw… Hutler shitfaced on cider and pills banging on aboot hoo: ‘…the full potential of twentieth-century architecture,...
Jings! Ah'm guessing Ye wid go tae the fil-ems tae watch her fanny get scalded. The first time Ah watched her, Ah thought she wiz English, to...
Ah cannae help Ye on the online fitba front, Ah'm afraid. Ah have used 'NOO* TV' a few times in the past tae watch fitba, F1 and big rugby...
:twitch: Ah'm guessing Ah can rely on yer saepport on Sunday fer the big match (and Ah'm no' talking aboot the Superbowl!)?
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Ye must be djokovicing! Of coourse he'll beat him... beat him like a beater beating Fer Old Groouse in the heather.
Jimmeh! Ah just happened tae be wi' a few a ma English pals at that very same game, laddie... Sooth Africa controlled the whole match until an...
:bears: :bears: :bears: Scoatland!
Aye, Ah did - alwees bad tae see a pro sportman go doon wi' a knee injury and he doesnae have the best pace tae begin wi' (not tae slam him whilst...
Aye, it's a cryptic one - wondae whit it means? If the Pope likes fish mibbees his Cardinals like winkles.
Ye both clearly hate Scotland! :up: Naw, tae be fair, mibbees it's because Ah'm more used tae weird/ low budget films being on the European side,...
Ah ken exactly hoo low temps the weather can get as Ah've lived on and off fer six years in Alberta, laddie - some o' that time near proper prarie...
A very strange, yet compelling, film aboot an alien (Scarlett Johannsen) who goes aroond Scotland abducting lonely/ single men fer later...
Vhisky - pardon me, laddie, Ah went and rattled off a random event and didnae have the good grace tae ask Ye whit the weather's like (generally)...
Ah like Yer style, Sly - yer operating wi'in the realms o' reality rather than harking back tae dees o' romance and honour, like Ah am. Ma utopia...
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