Jings! Well done, laddie - and whit wi' Rangers up one nil in the fourth roond o' the Scottish Cup against Killie, Ye must be o'er the moon!...
O'TK must be pulling oor legs, like - Pele has been kept in hospital fer a wee urine infection. It's probably been caused Ba all that scaffolding...
Whit's wrong, laddie? Is Pele ill or are Ye suffering from erectile difficulties? Or both?
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Jimmeh - good call on the squareheids losing, laddie. Vhisky - No need tae bite DOON on the cyanide capsule just yet, step oot o' yer bunker, buy...
Ah ken, laddie... Ah'm often left speechless wi' the sight o' such breath taking beauty. Ye looking forward tae Thursday's game against Red...
[img] Where are alll the Liverpool laddies? Ell! I! Vee!... Eee! Arr! Pee... Double Oh Ell but no paddies? Can we hear salaco sing?!...
PARKLIFE!
Ally oot! :will: Ye know when a Rangers manager is bad when Celtic form an 'All must stay!' movement! There is a playoff wi' Hamilton having...
Och - that loss tae Hearts is a sickner. They're 9 points clear o' us and we dinnae have as much influence o'er they results noo. No' a good start...
:up: Put 'em up, put 'em up! Deep Pure Purple Bellends more like, erm, like (just kilting) As Ah'm here, Ah had a wee laugh at the name o'...
:bears: :lol: Jimmeh, Vhisky and Hoot Hoot have me rolling here. Ah've read every word (inc. Yougov profiles!) and Ah'm loving it (apart from...
Hoot, Ah wiz reading some o' the reaction tae the game and another Celtic fan embellished on yer 'wipe doon wi dettol' jibe, check it oot: 'The...
Jings! The only bit o' that Ah enjoyed (goal aside) wiz joining in wi' the 'You're British til You die' chants from the English.
Aye - this isnae a friendly, it's a test match.
:lol: Whit does the Hoons o' Hoonslow flag look like? A pint o' stoot and a syringe? A big pair o' Les Ferdinand's underpants? On the Scotland...
Which one will Ye be looking forward tae most, Vhisky? Will Ye be cheering yer Saxon pals against us, like?
Whit Jimmeh's saying, in a very polite wee, is he diznae think much o' ma predictions and they will no' be included in his accooomulator! :will:
Which part o' America, laddie... Brazil, Canada, Belize... ? Naw, Ah'm just kilting. Ah do think the States has a tip top team presently, one...
:eek: In the Ooter Hebrides, they sew herbs, neeps and sage intae a womb and eat it fer breakfast. So, laddies - who've Ye pegged tae win in...
Ah think O'TK's installed a 'Silly Billy' function - every time Ah go tae post the boggin' thing asks me: 'Undo typing?' Right, off fer a wee...
Ye sure that wiznae blood, laddie? D'Ye remember being anywhere near Whitechapel aroond 0200 hoors?
Aye, it'd be far more difficult tae get awee wi' in these modern times. Mind Ye - hoo many o' us can say we HAVENAE sooaked a murder victim in oor...
Ah might just dae that, Jimmy - if Hoonslow'll take me back. Hopefully, Hoot Hoot will join me on the megabus and we can be unified in oor love o'...
Celtic were foonded the year before - things have been bad ever since, like.
:bears: :bears: :bears: Brought a wee tear tae ma eye. Bless Ye, Hoot Hoot, bless Ye.
Och! Scotland miss a pen in the rugby at 16 - 17 and the boggin' All Blacks walk it doon and score a converted try! Bassas!
:lol: It is one hell o' group wi' a lot at stake. The FITBA may no' have been the best yesterdee but the atmosphere wiz braw.
:lol: Tae be fair tae the Sais - they have knocked oot they fair share o' killer teams o'er the years. At a lower level, Poland must hate the...
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