Slice - Hope it all goes as well as it can and sorry Ye’re going through the mill. Your departure is the Beeb’s loss, Ah’m sure a new and more...
Some good ‘Heartbeat’ songs there from Ye and the other laddies. Another is Buddy Holly’s* ‘Heartbeat’. *Here, in Scoatland, we pronoounce...
Being both more Scoattish and aulder, fer whit it’s worth, Ah pronoounce it ‘BOW’ (as in crossBOW) and then ‘wee’. Ye might think Ah’d say BOOwie,...
Ah think it wiz aboot a Major called Tom.
Och the stinginess - are Ye sure Ye’re no’ Scoattish? Anyhoo, back tae Phil Collins. Ah really like his song ‘Heartbeat’ from the film...
Post duly 'liked' :Jest:
Ah wish Ah wiz excluded from banter at work aftae this weekend.
Oh ma word, lost tae Hearts and 5 points behind. Ah could boke.
'Fecking Greeks! They invented gayness!'
Defoe is helping tae beat da foe.
:Jest: Is it, top marks despite the four incher? or 4/4 music time signature, as she fair played a tune on ma flute.
Hoot’s lassie just saw ma knob - Ah said tae her ‘Hey Hen, d’Ye like jewellery?’ and she said ‘Aye, Ah suppose Ah do’ so, Ah whipped oot ma willy...
Just watched the highlights, very entertaining. Liverpool seemed tae have chance aftae chance. Man U had a couple they shouldae sunk but could...
Jobby alert as 'accidental floater' forces four-day closure of Blantyre Leisure Centre pool 'South Lanarkshire Coouncil confirmed the pool was...
Bears are simply the best.
So nice, Ah liked it twice. O' course, in the nineteenth Century, a tremendous proportion o' the best players were based in Scoatland... in the...
Hoo can Ah help Ye, young laddie?
:Jest:jejeje That really made me laugh, it wiz a god awful show and this is coming from a laddie who liked 'Automan'.
:Jest::Jest::Jest: LMFKO! (Ah daren't like that post, like)
There's a few Queens being let doon this week, Queen Elizabeth II and noo Queens Park Rangers.
Damn, it wiznae tae be.
Keep the faith! This is Rangers! Ye’ve goat one back... let’s get another 2 and then score again fer the win.
Fer all Ye wee gadges feeling doon, remember - nae laddie is youer than you. SEE YOU!
Will the one, true Ranger - Lee Wallace - be playing?
Ah used tae love Scotty... [ATTACH] 'Beam me up, Scotty.' 'Aye, Celtic can gerritt right up' em an all.'
Ah believe you 100%, Xplosive. This is the beauty o’ subjectivity, one man’s meat is another man’s poison. No’ tae purposely be contrary, but Ah...
‘Celtic striker Odsonne Edouard a £30m Leicester City transfer target as Brendan Rodgers prepares move.’ Jings! £30M wid be a war fund and a...
Neil will watch the film on June the 16th, 2027. He will take inspiration from the story, invent a real time machine which he incorporates intae a...
Finally, aftae an extra one and a half minutes added tae the FOOR minutes 'injury' time, Rangers best Celtic two - one at home. Gerritdoonye.
Jings! Offside last time and a boggin' hand ball this time. Play on, laddies - we shall overcome they devilry, like.
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