All this time I thought Sly was for real. That he had real boxing pedigree. But this week I found out he was only pretending to be a fighter. The...
Sly, get your faggoty little ass back here you bitch! :goingmad:
I forgot today is Friday the 13th! There is total mayhem going on here! :rock1:
Sly's new moniker is "Destruction And Mayhem". I'm definitely enjoying this Friday afternoon episode of destruction and mayhem! :cheer::cheers:...
Sly's not responding right now. He's trying to pull out the lodged dildo his wife is pleasuring herself with while reading romance novels.
Sly's second book will be called "How To Pretend To Be Something That You're Not!"
Oh sorry, I meant that money was for alimony! :atu: There's gonna be a brick going through Sly's windshield shortly courtesy of his first wife! :lol:
Sly's gonna give Buddy $5,000. That same money which is supposed to go towards Sly's son's college fund. :lol:
The truth on Sly is out! Sly is 5'5, 40 years old, got divorced from his first wife who was f*cked in the head, is now married to another lunatic...
It's funny. Instead of meeting Mariah Carey, Sly is meeting Buddy Rydell. Instead, Nick Cannon got Mariah while Sly has to settle for a disturbed...
This is a fun thread! :atu:
I don't see it really. I'm sure Sly's in good shape when he's actually training but he is lazy and getting old though. Plus he's old too. Did I...
Why don't you guys just fight instead? Or see who can shoot the most cum? Try to fill a tablespoon.
Sly was saying for years how good a boxer he was. How he'd circle and jab and lay guys out. Then a couple of days ago, he says all he's ever done...
Slystaff is probably a cool guy in real life I bet.:Thumbs: I like him. He might have gotten further in his career though if he wasn't a faggot...
This is a great thread I've made! :bears: The subject always seems to change though, a few pages in.
Slystaff is wondering where his life went wrong. Between spending all his days on FightBeat, his failed first marriage, his dilemma with his...
Sly's one of my favourite posters but he lashes out when the sh*t hits the fan. Dude said in 2005 he had big things planned and was auditioning...
Come on old man. You're 40 years old working a sh*t job with no real prospects. Throwing away your best years. We had this same conversation in...
It's kind of sad really. Slystaff was supposed to become an actor, go to Hollywood, create some great scripts, marry Mariah Carey, enjoy the good...
20% to Horne and Holloway, 40-50% to King, extravagant purchases including half a million in gardening expenses and hundreds of thousands for...
Tyson could read and write but never looked over his own contracts. He was giving John Horne and Rory Holloway 20% of his earnings for doing f*ck...
Didn't stop your ass and all the other Tyson gay lovers from talking sh*t for years. Tyson feasted on handpicked bums for too long and he folded...
Tyson's gay ass was ducking Lennox for years. And then he quits like a bitch after the first round instead of attacking.
Who did Liston beat that was any good? Like say a Vitali/Lewis/Holyfield level fighter?
Is your dick bigger than Sly's?
You guys should meet to see who has the bigger d1ck. Sly's might be longer but Buddy's might be thicker! You should let your wives decide which is...
Why do you drag Natasha everywhere, Buddy? Leave the poor girl at home and you and Sly should meet in private and settle this like men!
Stone is a faggot little f*ck. Wannabe tough guy.
Does that watermelon guy actually hit hard, despite his poor balance and shape?
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