I disagree, I think he would have had the skills to pay the Bills Orange you going to agree?
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I picture one dude, losing... he gets into a clinch with the other guy's head under his arm and just, spur of the moment, DDT... stands up, arms...
I wouldn't mind seeing a surprise DDT to end a boxing match
what a load of pulp
what was that dude's finishing move? "Good Night, Irene", wasn't it?
My cod, this thread is a moray! If only Jim Lamprey were here to commentate
it's not as good as "Our Dumb World" but it is definitely funny... I'd recommend it to Onion fans
Those who don't enjoy puns have tried to Tackle this thread but they find it unreadable as they wait for the punning to Abait. I am sure a change...
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of course
Holy Mackerel! What a story
MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON HOLY LIVING FUCK
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The Onion Century Book: "Buffalo Bills' O.J. Simpson mercilessly slashes through defenders for 273 yards"
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I thought he was a Loch for future stardom... now, we will just have to wait and sea
It's too bad, he'll be swimming upstream from here
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well, there's other fish in the sea
yup. He'd be repairing shoes in Shawnee Mission:lol:
I wonder if there was some sort of police fishing expedition involved here? Sounds like whatever it was, he fell for it hook, line and sinker
like a fish out of water
he'd be waiting tables in Tierra Del Fuego
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