:lol: Ah felt it wid be flippant tae question Hoot's claims that the Greeks work the longest hoors... beware Greeks bearing time sheets is all...
Why did the Greek boy stay at home? He couldnae leave his brother's behind. BOOM, BOOM!
Ah did enjoy that read, Hoot, which is saying some'at first thing in the morn.
Couldnae agree more. The Ruskies are terrors abroad and they Greeks wid soon regret inviting the 'WAMpire' intae they home. As it happens, tourist...
Vhisky, laddie - Ye shoould concentrate on avoiding the sharp financial skills o' they Greeks... the bassas are suing Yeez fer over 200 billion...
:lol: Whit the... ? 'Learn the spelling, grammar, and colloquialisms! If you are going to get a job in the UK, you have to spell correctly and...
Scoattish Championship has been exciting... Hearts are champions awready, hooever, Rangers beat 'em fer the first time this season putting us 2nd...
His heid is massive because o' the poor quality footage - some sortae warped perspective :lol: Ah did originally title ma post 'Tea Cake Ootrage'...
It looks like a well-trained and skilfully executed move which only a true professional could manage - Celtic star, Leigh Griffiths, looks tae his...
:lol: LMFKO!
McREED, Ah dinnae know if Ye've already seen this, like, but here is a braw programme wi' Deion Sanders and Bear Grylls... highlights have tae...
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:bears: :lol: A princely gift! Bravo, Vhisky.
The Scot say's 'Remember the Roll o' Honour!', the Irishman say's 'Remember Enoch Powell' and the Englishman say's 'Remember the Alamo' and hits...
:lol: @ Steve McLaren - he's turning things aroond fer us at the mo, mind. Ah used tae deal wi' Italians, Spainiards and Germans when Ah worked...
:lol: Listen laddie, Ah'm sorry Ye didnae like ma wee song tae Ye - as cracked as it soonds, Ah thought it'd give Ye a wee laugh, but. Mibbees...
The laddie's on fire! Was quite an entertaining match - some o' the Lithuanian laddies looked as big as the famous Douglas Fir in the beautiful...
Ah honestly just watched allae that and wiz gonnae give up (esp. when the smug laddie referred tae Sean Connery as 'Sean ConneROY'!) but perserved...
Shakeandbake, Slice n' Dice, Pick n' Flick... if Ah visit Hoonslow next month can Ah be called 'neeps and tatties'?
It does me great sorrow tae hear that, Caligula. 'So the only thing to feel sad about is all the dogs and the horses you'll have to out-live...
:lol: :bears: Border Collies - made in Scotland. Oor family dog wizae Border Collie, he wiz a braw laddie but chipped all his teeth chewing...
'Am no a grass'... :lol: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/am-no-grass-glasgow-mans-5395953
Scoatland versus Norn Ireland is on like the Loch Ness Mon* *ster.
:lol: ...and Jacques de Cock. Nice win fer the Gers yesterdee against Hibs... foorth time lucky! Caligula - really racking ma heid tae tae see...
Typical leftie... something goes wrong, blame 'Whitey'! Just kilting.
Ah appreciate the invitation but Ah'm no' offering any more opinions on any subject until Slice answers fer why there wiz a gadge on BBC Breakfast...
Slice n' Dice - there's a laddie on BBC1 'Breakfast' called 'Jacques de Cock' from the London School o' Marketing. Tell the BBC Ah'm a PROOD man...
He looked like he mightae been Yer shadow and both o' Yeez were as silent as the other in that clip, so obviously well suited taegether. It will...
:lol: Naw... Black and Tan. :tick: Just kilting!
:lol: Ah cannae SEE YOU, JIMMY! Ah wondae if Irish will change his name tae 'Tar and Mac'?
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