Jajaja! :D That says it all!
Not ma joke but wish it wiz... ‘I remember the day I saw a photographer get crushed by a huge block of cheese. We all tried to warn him.’
:D :D :D Ah’ve read the Silmarillion aboot foor times and think it’s great. Ah am as geeky as fuck aboot Tolkien so wiz loving the stuff Panchy...
Panchy - just heard on the telly that Avengers has fallen short ba ten million dollars tae overturn Avatar. Please explain yersen.
From Celtic tae Soothampton tae Liverpool tae Barcelona, such is the circle o’ modern fitba.
Lead ba prood Englishman, Eoin Morgan :D
OOTRAGE! ‘NOEL Gallagher has stepped up his feud (fyewd?) with singer Lewis Capaldi by branding Scotland a "third world country". ‘Speaking to...
FLECHETTE FYEWD!
Glad Ye knew Ah meant 'corner'. Good shoot on US looking inspired noo.
It wiz like one o' they unintentional, flukey shots that are unsaveable, like.
That cornet...
'Rapinoe' more like 'cRapiknee' - am Ah rite(sic)? Ye make a fair point, laddie. Ah've had two ACL ops and turn like a boggin' Mark Twain...
Jimmeh watching the fitba is no' surprise - that laddie cannae walk past a game o' dominoes wi'oot waiting tae see the ootcome. Whit Ah'm o'er the...
:D Jimmeh - which 'wegians' are better; Nor or Glas?
Check this long range goal oot ba Rooooney... [MEDIA]
Ah’m feasting on the continued ootrage generated ba the England v Cameroon games yesterdee... one laddie, called ‘beer farts’ (non capitalised)...
JEWD signings! Am Ah (sic) rite? ...sorry.
That group huddle to discuss the perceived affside injustice wiz petulant beyond belief. Ref shouldae starred carding 'em. They DIDNAE learn...
Playing this Cameroon team is like playing eleven London Borough Cooncil workers.
Ah cannae disagree wi' any o' the points Irish and Moustarda made re: VAR, particularly hoo it can take away from the beautiful simplicity o' the...
Very mixed tae be honest. It is the pioneering, tech force in fitba and Ye can see glimpses o' hoo it might eradicate injustices in the future....
Any gadgets SEE the Scotland lassies fit a game last night? Three nil up tae Argentina and then get knocked oot, 3-3 including a penalty close tae...
:D Ah played a wee bit o’ beach volleyball in Crete last summer and tae give Ye an indication o’ hoo useless Ah wiz, Ah’ll relay this humiliating...
Dae Ye mean me? Ah’m no’ bitching aboot Ye and it is the sport that’s holding ma interest... honest, Guv.
Jajaja! LMKO @Vhisky and SEEdog :D Ah'm pleased oor Irish is watching the matches. Ah'm personally most entertained wi' this second half and will...
The grapes o' wrath.
'I think it's important in front of the men, That I get the hose again.' Too much? Ah've fucking spoilt have Ah no? Buffalo Bill
'It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.'
...or a 'Corbyn Spin'.
Due tae his flip flopping whether tae be in or oot o' the EU, that's noo known as a 'Corbyn Turn', like.
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