Ta laddie... Ah think a Bill breakdoon is in order: When things go wrong, the current vernacular is ‘It’s all gone Pete Tong’, so when the Sooth...
Jimmeh - dae Ye think that laddie could beat even Ye at pool?
It’s all gone Biltong!
Das ist als nichts gegen ‘Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz‘ *this is the name o’ a law that is tae do with hoo...
Ah ken Ah'm gonnae soond like an old woman here, but watch yer eyes, Hoot. There has been legit tales o' those shite hawks (seagulls) pecking oot...
Aye - they were kenned as the double deuces.
Fuck me! They’ve goat boggin’ subtitles! :D Ootrage!
Aye laddies, and remember... AC Milan’s ‘connections’ managed tae get Liverpool booted oot fer 6 years (just kilting). Actually, that wiz a very...
The ex-Soothampton player, VVD, wiz excellent. Fair play tae BT fer showing the game on a legal stream, like. Liverpool's European record is...
Looking forward tae Cameltime Blues.
Billionaire 'Shaikh Ah Leg' :D no far off 'Mustapha Shiite', like.
Soonds like Ye were scalped! It is intriguing reading all o’ the studying work Ye’ve been up tae. Ah’m in my last year o’ a part-time Masters...
Aye, laugh it up laddies but just remember when ‘I rate willies’ sweeps through the gay community as the latest fashion - Ah started it! Erm, on...
That's alright SEEdog - it is 2019 aftae all. Just kilting!
Hoot wid never be part of a club which wid accept his member as a member.
MTF must be so prood... pride o' Hartlepool just sung in the Eurovision.
Phones are fuckers - still havenae worked oot if they're friend or foe.
:D pure nectar Ye actually put me ontae Limmy and Ah felt a wee bit cheeky posting the earlier clip but that one made me laugh so looud when Ah...
Hutler torments his auld dug: [MEDIA]
The only problem wi' Derby is it prompts ma long retired Jimmy Saville impression intae service... 'Now we have Daniel from Derby in Derbyshire...
Ah did like that dream very much - no’ the part where Ye died, Ye may be pleased tae hear.
...and that wiz meant tae be 'Scoattish' :(
Boggin' new phone diznae recognise Scottish!
Broon stamped the fuck ottae Kellerman and escaped a red card and a citing. All Rangers are saying is Lawwell controls the SFA.
Aye, in the meantime, that slime Simunovic gets away wi' a citing aftae elbowing Dafoe. Double standards.
Settle doon, Irish... no need tae go all 'Chad Maple' on the laddie ;) :crafty: McLovin wiz Ma favourite character in Superbad, had some highly...
Is that McLovin?
LMKO! :D
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Why's that, SEEdog? Whit are Ye training tae be? Jewish? Just kilting!
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