No but then again, Ah once forgot hoo tae spell the word ‘why’.
:D:. :D:. :D:. Jejeje!
“There’s a lovely lad here, about eight years old, who likes to hang abaht the team showers a bit too much for my liking. He asked me the other...
Ah’m only glad that Clough is at peace in his grave and no’ tae have tae ken that a son o’ Nottingham harbours pegging fantasies, like, Moustardo.
Ah’m still in Crete and wiz being battered ba waterslides all day but rightly prood o’ the team doon tae nine getting the result. As an aside,...
Jejeje! The only way Ah wouldae laughed more at this, is if Ye dropped the butchers knife on yer foot and, as Ye were pulling it oot, the wasp...
Ah watched the whole Dortmund game in a pub called ‘Captain Jack’ in Crete and all Ah can say is; Leipzig have fitba pie all o’er they face!
Most accursed Motherwell wi’ a ninety foourth minute equaliser.
Had a bad start on ma trip tae Crete... wiz stood at the front o’ the queue, very early in the morning, tae check ma baggage in when all o’ a...
Ah think that wiz a wee joke laddie :D There wiz an article last week aboot hoo many homicides there are in Brazil and it’s enough per year tae...
Hmmm - forgot aboot the weather.
Hey laddie - we fuck the arse ootae AIDS ridden Brazil - name one Brazilian thing that’s better than the telly.
The big news should shhhhurely be Rangers getting through the second roond o’ the cup. Quietly and steadily making Scoatland great again.
Watched a great documentary on Amazon Prime re: Leeds United when they won the 1st Division just before it changed tae the Premier League, like....
NK Maribor on Thursdae... we’re 3-1 up but they’ve beat us before, like. Celtic have gottae be ruthless at home. Ah get the feeling teams play...
We might meet! As friends... <splutter>
Just watching Match o’ The Day 2... the Man City fluorescent socks are making me mad. Nice goal from Sterling, mind.
Watched this film last night and thought it wiz quality. Ah wiz a wee bit surprised at the flashes o’ ultra violence and torture, quite...
Jejeje! Look anyone wi’ eyes can see Celtic remain streets aheid. Ma expectations are purely tae have an increasingly competetive side and build...
:oops: Cheeky bassas! Hubris be thy name. Ah wiz quietly pleased wi’ draw against Aberdeen, we were doon tae 10 men aftae 12 mins and were...
Love West Side story - Ah must be half bufty.
It looked like that Rangers laddie wiz helping a visitor tae his feet aftae a slip on the poorly maintained cooncil road, like.
Ah have two ‘Dignitas’ machines hooked up intae both arms READY fer oor inevitable humiliating loss tae ‘Hafnarfjordur’.
No weaknesses? Whit aboot raw sewage’s being dumped in the ocean? Ah don’ care hoo tough Ye are, two used tampons up yer nose is gonnae slow Ye doon.
:D A bitter irony as it wid be a misnomer tae call him a man. Just kilting!
Tiffany o’ coourse.
Ex-Para, Grant, wiz the most convincing thug. He alsae had the sexiest lady. Phil has longevity. Hairstyles... even.
Vhisky laddie - whit do Ye make o’ this whole Mesut Özil affair? For those who dinnae know... Özil resigned from the German National in an...
Have Ye read the news today aboot they wildfires in Athens? It’s seriously fucked up. Over 50 dead at the last coont.
Offtae Greece masen fer the first time soon. Last two weeks o’ August trying tae be discreet in Crete... bish bash bosh. Cannae wait.
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