Bless her knee high white socks. Allae the above could be applied tae a number o' laddies who've played in important matches and experienced a...
:lol: Nothing against QPR - but the lassies playing last night were in blue and white and did indeed have fannies, so Ah'll gie Ye that much,...
Ah hope his cat opened up the fridge and dropped a huge blackberry right in the middle o' the sandwich, put the SLICE o' bread back tae cover his...
Just bang a few gronks oot o'er the bevvy of beauties we saw taenight on the pitch and Ye'll be right... just kilting - might gie Te nightmares...
Own goal ba England in last minute... the pride o' Lionesses are oot. Great Britain are Prood o' Yeez. Noo Ah'm off fer a wee pish and then...
Whit are Ye still doing up, anyhoo, McShake? Are Ye still worried aboot Silas' sandwich?
...and two o' the best penalty takers has been subbed.
:lol: Aye, OHNO might give the English a good HAIding.
Great play between the two Scot(t)s there.
Aye, she's quite good at slanting runs.
Offae the topae the bar again!
At least they've brought abother Scot ontae the pitch - Scott the replacement fer Bronze, that is.
Ye're no kidding, McShake. That Japanese shot on goal just sent a shiver DOON ma spine... she missed her chance, mind.
OH NO! There is actually a Japanese player called Ohno and she's just joined the game, like.
It's the 66th minute and time tae pay some respects tae the 1966 World Cup winners, England.
Header just missed ba Jill Scot.
Loadsae pressure from the Lionesses on the Nips... a shot just boonced offae the Japanese bar. England shoot again and the goalie has tae knock...
Get in. 1-1 and a special message received from Sir Winston Churchill fer Irish: 'Leave our shores.'
Aye, it wiz a real stutterer o' a kick... Penalty England!
Fames optimum condimentum, like.
The only thing degenerate aboot the Beeb is that it makes it's employees make they own sandwiches, like! Fabas indulcet fames*. *Hunger...
As the Norn Irish wid say; 'Stop Clyning around, Irish'.
Occasionally, there's a wee bit o' fitba sandwiched between the absolute mince which gets posted here like. It's like fyewdin' windmills...
:lol: @ ‘trolling’ philosophy. It is a bitter time in John Noakes life and Ah heartily agree that it is sad whit happens tae many o’ us who make...
:lol: :bears: :lol: Ah did SEE Ye post this last night, but it's still goat me laughing as o' the morn. Ah remember Shep - the auld laddie...
Good laddie. A wee request though... tae celebrate the fact that England will be playing in the semil final o' the World Cup taenight (on...
Noo, this may be a wee bit controversial but, mibbees a trip tae Chicken Cottage is in order? Ye might even get the squits and have a few dees off...
"Dan Ackroyd! John Candy! The Littlest Hobo! The Kids from Degrassi Street! Ben Johnson! Celion Dion! Brian Adams! Stephen Harper! Can you hear...
English goalie off wi' a wee bit o' sore eyeisis.
Did Ye hear aboot the two Englishmen, Scotsman and Irishman watching the women's fitba? They doubled the viewing figures, like. Ah bet Ye're...
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