Yeah, but this isn't a pie eating contest, you tit. :laughing:
Very true, but training with the former Ontario superheavyweight champ was, as was training with a few coaches in Kingston and Ottawa. Add to...
I thought he was 6ft3? Did you add your penis length to his height, or did you rest it on his head the last time he was measured?:laugh11:
Yeah, it must be the camera guy who makes SD look pear-shaped. I wonder why that guy works the camera everytime SD reports on a phone booth...
Oh dear, whatever shall I do? Newfoundland's lesser talented answer to Jeff Spicoli is getting tough with me. [IMG]
Setting the groundwork for chickening out. Oh, the shame of it. :partie:
I didn't know flab could rust. Regardless, you're right---it won't take long. Unconsciousness will come easy to you. :l2:
It's been awhile, but seeing as how I'll be facing off with Kent Brockman's retarded nephew, it won't matter much.:dunno:
I'm looking forward to showing you (and it will land), and after May 19th, you'll have a face for radio. :lol:
Well, that 2 weeks of training is pretty intimidating, I must say. I don't know how I can possibly cope with that. LOL.
Wasn't steve_dave like 12 when you photoshopped this? Why do you like photoshopping little kids' heads onto the bodies of half-naked men?[IMG]
Not unless you're bringing a firing squad.:l2:
Right you are, Ranjit. They are, however, better preparation for a fight than fetching coffees and polishing microphone stands.:finger:
You're right, I don't have anywhere close to your boxing ability. I've actually boxed. [IMG]
Probably, but that's because my son's 4 and he doesn't hit hard yet either. [IMG] I'm gonna crack SD so hard in his fat gut that his fart blows...
It will, but I'll wake you up when it's time to present me with my winner's trophy.
More like Tua vs a pear-shaped Ruiz. The national anthem won't even have finished echoing from the speakers by the time steve_dave gets laid out...
Trade left hooks with me and you'll find out. If you want, I'll make it the first punch of the bout. Sadly for you, it'll be the last one you feel.
This statement tells us to unusual facts about steve_dave: a) He isn't allowed to touch the thermostat in his apartment. b) He lives next to a gay...
To quote Joe Frazier: "In order to decease the guy, attack the body and the head will die!" You better start doing crunches. You're built like...
Just make sure they paint teeth on your mouthguard so you can slip it back in and conduct the postfight interview from your hospital bed...
This is where SD starts trying to back out, pissing on his tail tucked between his shaking legs. :lol:
Well, my plan is a 5km run with a few windsprints on the return leg today. It's probably gonna shake down like this: Jogging: 5km...
I think that picture was taken in the house after a day of doing stuff outside. I was a bit tired, but who wouldn't be after cutting logs with a...
Too late. SD said anywhere else, so I accepted and called it. The deal was made. If BOSS is concerned, he should show up as should Hanzy....
It's time to get this training on and do this right. I can't wait. Only 4 weeks away and 4 days away. Today is Day 1. I can't wait!!!
Deal. My backyard. May 19th.
Just over a month. Wow, I barely have enough time to get my affairs in order and build an Octagon in my backyard. At least it's on a Saturday....
I don't know if I'd get them at this late stage. I wish I could have earlier in life as they would have been fun to use.
This is what tips it for me. Jackson could be a wild swinging puncher at times, but his hooks and crosses were generally pretty tight. Benn didn't...
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