Oh-Oh-Oh!!!!! REED:Elmo:
Sing Along with REED Fightbeat….. "Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Caroliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine"!!!...
Korobov Can Fight a Bit...He's Not Elite But No Easy Win Either... REED Thinks Eubank's In Over His Head Tonight... REED:Hammer
115-113 P0vetkin 115-113 Hunter 114-114 Draw Split Decision Draw... REED:Hammer
Hunter's Serviceable but Obviously NATHAN Special... Has a Chris Byrd-ish, Eddie Chambers-ish Way About Him...More Offensive Minded and Hits...
Now Povetkin Hurt to the Body...Hunter Staggers Him...Good Exchange... Tough Round to Score, But a GOOD Round.... REED:cool:
Hurting Hunter to the Body.... REED:cool:
Hunter Getting Sloppy, Povetkin Getting Stronger, More DANGEROUS... REED:cool:
Povetkin Got Hunter's Attention w/that Right Cross Before the Bell... REED:cool:
Jumped on Povetkin Early, But Couldn't Drop Him... Hunter's Fleshy and Better Not Punch Himself Out... REED:cool:
Shit!!!... REED:eek:
Povetkin's Face is Reddened Even BEFORE the Fight... REED:D
This is the "Bad Built" Era of Heavyweights... Can You Name 5 That Actually LOOK Like Professional Athletes from the Neck Down???......
Attention's Understandably on Ruiz-Joshua 2, But We Got a Pretty Decent Showtime Doubleheader This Evening as Well... Jermall Charlo vs. Denis...
Yep, No Punches of Consequence were Landed in the 1st 2 Rounds... The MONEY Guy is Typically Awarded Those Rounds & REED has No Qualms if Anyone...
Yeah, All of Ruiz's Speed/Flexibility is in His Hands...His Footork Has Never Been Terribly Quick, But Neither Is Joshua's... REED:Hammer
Ruiz Says the Weigh-In was Later in the Day than he Expected, So He Had a Full Breakfast and a Full Lunch Prior....In Addition to Weighing In...
You're Welcome for the Fightbeat Shout Out Motherfuckers... REEDMFB
[MEDIA]
Is Ruiz a Known Bleeder???... REED's Seen His Cheek Bones Mark Up and Swell a Bit, But Never a Cut... REED:Hammer
Wlad Was World Champion til Damn Near 40... Foreman??? Hopkins???...Walcott???...Pacquiao???... REED:Hammer
Yeah, Don't Allow FACTS to Get in Your Way... Donaire "Dropped" To his Best Weight Bruh...Donaire Was SOFT BODIED @ '26...Never Had Any Fucking...
Since REED Didn't START Making Videos Because of You Why Would he STOP Making Videos Because of You???... You Can Always Scroll Right Past Them...
No, But Since the Mere Thought of REED Being Fat Obviously Makes YOU Feel Better About YOURSELF, Keep On Believing It... A Trillion...
REED Weighs Himself Every Morning, Sorry... The KEY to Humor is Having @ Least a SHRED of Truth to Your Material... REED:Hammer
Nah... Ultimately, You Want Someone You Can Count On, Right???...Well, employee's Demonstrated He CANNOT Count...At All... REED:Hammer
"Forming"???... You and employee have Been Holding Hands, Thread Stalking for the Last Couple Days Now... REED:Dont:
Inoue's "Totally" 2 Weight Classes LOWER than Frampton as Well...Inoue was at 115 Just 2 Years Ago... REED:Hammer
Knowing REED Couldn't Care Less About You WHY Would he Waste Time LYING to You employee???... People Tend to Lie To Those They VALUE the Opinion...
5'10, 202... Now Please Find Some NEW Material...And Make it FUNNY Next Time... REED:Hammer
Separate names with a comma.
