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Discussion in 'Hall of Fame/Shame' started by ILLUMINATI, Feb 20, 2015.

  1. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Are the colts the worse defense in the NFL...?
     
  2. D MAN

    D MAN "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    REED Hasn't 1nce "Shitted" on Russell Wilson, REED Simply IGNORES the Perpetual INVITES to the "Russell Wilson is a FRANCHISE QB" Party's, that Ensue....

    As REED has Stated MANY Times, Russell Wilson CAN Play...OBVIOUSLY...REED Just Thinks Dude Gets Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay MORE Credit for Seattle's Successes than DESERVED.....1/4 of the Way Thru the Current Season, Wilson's Done NATHAN to Alter REED's Opinion of Him Either, Even w/THE 2nd Best Tight End in the Entire League @ his Disposal...

    As for Mr. Johnathan Football, Really???....Hoping "America's Team", YOUR Dallas Cowboy's Drafts Manziel, to BACK UP Tony Romo, DOESN'T Scratch the Surface of Anointing Tannehill's UNDESERVING Ass as a "2nd Tier QB", Sorry....,

    Unless You're a Fucking IDIOT, That Is...Congrats!!!...





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  4. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    IMPRESSED w/Jadeveon Clowney Yet, Neil???....REED Damn Sure AIN'T....







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  5. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    I haven't seen him play yet
     
  6. TFK

    TFK WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Gotta love revisionist history.


    You'll probably have to look that one up.


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  7. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    Jay clutchler leading the bears back to victory on the road down 2 scores in the 4th quarter, throwing to a bunch of practice squad wide receivers
     
  8. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    You're NOT Missing Anything...

    0 Sacks in 9 Professional Games...




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  9. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    he's been disappointing, as has greg robinson, who seemed impressive mostly due to his tape against clowney in the SEC.
     
  10. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    REED's AFC Report...

    New England Patriots
    (4-0) - Faaaaar and Away the CLASS of the AFC...Pencil them Into the AFC Championship Game, IN Foxboro, No Less...Another 3-4 Games at this Level and You can Pencil them Into Super Bowl 50, as Well...Doesn't Get Much Better than a PISSED OFF Tom Brady...

    NY Jets (3-1) - Making Strides Under Todd Bowles, but Still SEVERAL Levels Below the Patriots...
    Buffalo Bills (3-2) - If the Bills Could Actually Get their Best RB and WR (LeSean McCoy and Sammy Watkins) ON the Fucking Field, they'd Mesh Into a Pretty Solid Playoff Team...

    Miami Dolphins (1-3) - Arguably THE Most Disappointing Team in the League, Based on their Aggressive Off-Season Moves, Contract Signings and an Overall LACK of Production on Both Sides of the Ball...Even w/the Change in Coaches, it May ALREADY Be Tooooooo Late to Salvage the Season...

    Cincinatti Bengals (5-0) - Got the BIGGEST Win of the Andy Dalton Era Yesterday, Over Seattle...Repeatedly Demonstrated they Can MAKE the Playoffs, but Still Need to Show they Can WIN in the Playoffs...SEEING is Believing...

    Pittsburgh Steelers (2-2) - Need to Go @ Least .500 in Big Ben's Absence, to Keep their Playoff Hopes Alive...
    Cleveland Browns (2-3) - Going NOWHERE Fast, but Watch Out for them as a Last Season SPOILER for Playoff BUBBLE Teams...

    Baltimore Ravens (1-4) - Many Prognosticators Pegged THIS Team to Come Out of the AFC...NOT!!!...Shame that Steve Smith's Career is Coming to an End on a SINKING Ship...

    Indianapolis Colts (3-2) - Andrew Luck's Easily Going Thru THE Worst Stretch of his Pro Career...The Colts are FORTUNATE to have Picked Up 2 Wins as they Rest their Franchise QB...Will Be an Interesting Ride for this Team (& their SHITTY O-Line) to Make the Playoffs...

    Tennessee Titans (1-3) Marcus Mariota Can PLAY, but he Needs a LOT More Weapons at his Disposal, Before the Titans Can Be taken Seriously...

    Houston Texans (1-4) Shame to See J.J. Watt's PRIME Being Wasted on a Shitty Team than Can NEVER Seem to Acquire a QB...Clowney's Faced SINGLE Coverage All Season, yet has Produced DICK...A Bong Smoking "Gamer" has MORE Drive and Motivation than Clowney Does...

    Jacksonville Jaguars (1-4) Blake Bortles Ain't Bad @ All & Allen Hurns is Becoming 1 of the BETTER WR's in the League...Still, this Team will Be in HEAVY Contention for the # 1 Pick in the 2016 NFL Draft...

    Denver Broncos (5-0) - Nothing Short of AMAZING that this Squad is Undefeated, Considering How Peyton Manning's Playing...
    San Diego Chargers (2-2) - Need a WIN Over Pittsburgh Tonight, to Stay in the Playoff Mix...
    Oakland Raiders (2-3) - Derek Carr's a Young Gunslinger and Amari Cooper is EVERY Bit as Dominant as he Was @ Alabama...w/a GOOD 2016 Draft, this Squad Could Challenge for a Playoff Spot NEXT Season...

    Kansas City Chiefs (1-4) - Even w/Jamaal Charles, the Chiefs were STRUGGLING...w/Charles Lost for the Season, it May Be Time to Rebuild...





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  11. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    REED's NFC Report...

    New York Giants (3-2) - Fact is, They SHOULD Have Beaten the Cowboys and Falcons to Open the Season...If HEALTH Ever Finds Victor Cruz, This'll Be an Extremely EXPLOSIVE Offense...

    Dallas Cowboys (2-3) - It's SIMPLE for "America's Team", YOUR Dallas Cowboys; HANG IN THERE Until the Return of Dez Bryant and Tony Romo...Even w/Out Them, the Boys HAD Atlanta on the Ropes and Followed that Up w/an UNFORGIVABLE Loss to the Saints...Greg Hardy Made a HUGE 1st Impression in his Cowboys Debut...1nce Rookie, Randy Gregory, Returns, This'll Be 1 of the BETTER D-Lines in the League...

    The RB by Committee is VERY Average, @ Best...DeMarco Murray Certainly AIN'T Lighting it Up in Philly Either, but What we've Learned is just CAN'T Put "Anybody" Behind this O-Line & Have them Churn Out 1200-1400yds...

    Washington Redskins (2-3) - Gruden's Handling of RGIII was Beyond SHAMEFUL...Why Come to Washington if you NEVER Liked the QB???...Instead, You've Made him 3rd String, Beneath 2 INFERIOR QB's???...Karma will Bite this Team in the Ass & Gruden Will Be LUCKY to have a Job this Time Next Year...

    Philadelphia Eagles (2-3) - Speaking of Karma, How's the INTENTIONAL Dismissals of DeSean Jackson, LeSean McCoy, Jeremy Maclin, Nick Foles and 2 VALUABLE O-Lineman Working Out for Chip Kelly???...How Did Trading for Kiko Alonso Work Out???...Took DeMarco Murray 2 Whole Games to Voice his DISSATISFACTION w/the Schemes & Sam Bradford Looks like a Journeyman QB...Chip Kelly is a Mad Scientist who has HIMSELF to Blame for the Certified MESS he's Created...

    Green Bay Packers (5-0) - Aaron Rodgers is THE Best QB in the League, in REED's Opinion...REED Honestly Thinks Rodgers Could Take a Receiving Corps Comprised of FIGHTBEATERS, and Have a Pro Bowl Season...He's THAT Fucking Good...Especially w/the Injuries to "America's Team", YOUR Dallas Cowboys, NATHAN is Standing in the Packers Way of Having Home Field Advantage Throughout the NFC Playoffs...Nope, Not Even Atlanta...

    Minnesota Vikings (2-2) - Teddy Bridgewater's Still a Year AWAY from Being the QB Most Predicted of Him This Season...Adrian Peterson's Still THE Best RB in Football...This Squad has an Outside Chance of Making the Playoffs, but WON'T Make Any Noise If/When they Get There...

    Chicago Bears (2-3) - NFC Spoilers, No MORE, No LESS...They'll Beat 2-3 Teams they SHOULDN'T & Lose to Teams they Should Beat...

    Detroit Lions (0-5) - Cursed Franchise that Never EVER Gets it Right...Matthew Stafford's a Top 15-20 QB and Megatron's Actually Remained HEALTHY...Nonetheless, this Team has as Many Wins in 2015 as Vince Lombardi Does...The Lions are Tooooooooo TALENTED to Be THIS Bad...

    Atlanta Falcons (5-0) - VERY Balanced Offensive Attack, Led by Julio Jones and the Emergence of Devonta Freeman...Still, this Team has SKATED in More than a Few Games, TRAILING in the 4th Quarter in 4 of their 5 Wins, if REED's Not Mistaken...Having Said That, they're on the Fast Track to Have a 1st Round BYE in the Playoffs and Homefield in the Divisional Round...

    Carolina Panthers (4-0) - REED's Said it a Million Times, NO NFL QB Does More w/LESS than Cam Newton...Dude's Biggest Offensive Threat is Greg Olsen, who Probably ISN'T Even a Top 10 TE Anymore...Put Cam Newton in Seattle and Jimmy Graham's Having a JIMMY GRAHAM Level Season...

    Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-3) - Jameis Winston's Obviously Talented, but Still Finding his Way...It'd HELP if his Supposed # 1 Target, Mike Evans, Could Actually GET OPEN Occasionally...Doug Martin Had his Best Game in Several YEARS, Last Week, but he's Gonna have to have a 1200-1400yd Season for this Team to Come within Smelling Distance of the Playoffs...

    New Orleans Saints (1-4) - Drew Brees DOESN'T Deserve to Be on a REBUILDING Team @ this Stage of his Career...Giving Away Darren Sproles and Jimmy Graham, in Consecutive Years, Has Resulted in What we See Today...A SHITTY Team that'll Be Lucky to Win 4-5 Games...

    Arizona Cardinals (4-1) - Arguably THE Best Secondary in the League, Timely Passing by Carson Palmer and a Resurgent Season from Ol' Man Larry Fitzgerald...The Cardinals Won't WOW You or Generate Many STYLE Points, but they're a LEGIT Threat to Come Out of the NFC...Their Style of Play Actually Matches up WELL w/Green Bay's...

    St. Louis Rams (2-3) Still a Season Away from Being a TRUE Playoff Contender...Todd Gurley just Might Be THE Next GREAT RB...Getting Nick Foles for Sam Bradford was a STEAL...

    Seattle Seahawks (2-3) Nursing a Super Bowl Hangover...This Team WILL Make the Playoffs, but the Fear Factor they Possessed is GONE...Their Confidence is SHAKEN as Well...

    San Francisco 49'ers (1-4) - Aside from Carlos Hyde and Navorro Bowman, there's Really NOT Much Good that Can Be Said about this Team...





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  12. Trplsec

    Trplsec Sleeps in a Cage

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    New coach and every Dolphin playing at a higher level and with more intensity. Well, except Ryan Tannehill. He's faced almost zero pass rush today and STILL has 2 picks.
     
  13. TFK

    TFK WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    First pick was off of a Cameron deflection on a ball he should've caught, the second was Cameron running the wrong route. Neither pick is on Tannehill.


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  14. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    McCown is FUCKING HORRIBLE!!!! all you needed was another 5-10 yards...get better field for the FG....kick,
     
  15. D MAN

    D MAN "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Seattle's D is BUSTED.
     
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    Their defense gave up 4th quarter leads in all 4 losses this season. That's not Russell's fault.

    Graham got off against the Panther's but he always does that against them. Sherman and Chancellor blew the coverage on Olsen to lose the game.
     
  17. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    Chancelllor is a very good player but he is just a piece to the puzzle. i actually think bobby wagner is more important to their success defensively.
     
  18. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    And???...




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    D MAN "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    And the 49ers right now are suffering the effects of a team trying to bounce back from 2 consecutive 4th quarter lead chokes.
     
  20. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    Have YOU Ever Heard of Jimmy Graham???...Doesn't Seem like Russell Wilson Has...

    2 Catches, 31yds, Middle of the 4th...






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  21. D MAN

    D MAN "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Did you watch the game last week? He was sniping Jimmy all day. They are starting to click- but the Seahawks success over the previous 3 years has been in part to using diverse array of receivers every game, don't see that changing overnight for good reason.
     
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    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    Yep, REED Saw Last Week's Game....REED's Also Seen Seattle's OTHER 6 Games Too...

    1 Good Game Out of 7 DOESN'T Exactly Speak Well for Wilson's Ability to CONSISTENTLY Get the Rock to the BEST Receiving Threat he's EVER Had, Does It???...Graham WAS NOT Brought to Seattle Just To Fit In w/a "Diverse Array of Receivers", He was Brought In to Be Wilson's PRIMARY Receiving Threat, PERIOD...Just like He was w/the Equally Undersized Drew Brees, in New Orleans...







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    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I'd like to punch Jed York in the face really hard for serving up this shit show
     
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    I can't understand why the Niners kept on punting on 4th down at the end of the game. They were more concerned about not losing big, then with winning.
     
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    D MAN "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Yeah that was like a final slap in the face to the few remaining fans in the stands who paid to see their team actually try to win.
     
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    Steve-Dingo Wizard of Oz

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    Right laddies, hands up who'll be watching an NFL game at the actual match, like? Because me and Jimmy will be! Yeah, yeah!

    Tomorrow in the REAL London (i.e. not Ontario) me and Jimmy will be in attendance at the world famous Wembley stadium tae watch the stellar forces o' the Jaguars face off against the mighty Bill(y)s.

    Ah will personally be shooting 'Ye're no' really Irish' at all o' the white players fer the entire 3 hoors.

    SEE YOU!
     
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    D MAN "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    Goddamn hecklers. These gridiron boys thought they escaped such behavior crossing the pond
     
  29. TFK

    TFK WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Jarvis Landry is ridiculous.


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    TFK WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Lamar Miller is ridiculous.


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