Apocalypse Now vs Full Metal Jacket

Discussion in 'Movie Mythical Matchups' started by Xplosive, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    AN is a turgid, pretentious mess

    Especially once they get to his lair or whatever and Dennis Hopper vomits dialogue by the bucketload
     
  2. salaco

    salaco Undisputed Champion

    Disagree strongly with some of opinions here...stone cold masterpiece....the original only, Redux is to be avoided completely.
     
  3. Yeah, they´re basically fully paid-up members of Atrollalypse Now
     
  4. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Don't listen to Cdogg's movie snobbery.

    The guy considers that run-of-the-mill stoner flick Big Lebowski some work of art, yet AN is shitty?

    Makes no sense.
     
  5. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    The idea that The Big Lebowski, an utterly unique film is a "run of the mill" anything is fucking INSANE
     
  6. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    "Like I said before", TBL is a fun little flick to watch, but I damn sure don't see it as a masterpiece. Fargo and No Country? Sure, those are masterpieces. But not fuckin TBL.
     
  7. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    LIKE I SAID BEFORE, tbl haven't loss
     
  8. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    TBL vs AN is literally like comparing Virgil Hill to Ezzard Charles.
     
  9. Nope.
    Apart from the bowling scene it blows.
     
  10. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    I'd say it's more like comparing an Apple to a screwdriver

    They're totally different things

    I know which one I'd rather watch though
     
  11. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    "The bowling scene" ... which one? There's half a dozen scenes involving bowling, you daft fucking twaaat
     
  12. ´The´ bowling scene, you cretin; ¨Mark it zero!!¨

    The scene, whereby, if you type the words: ´The Big Lebowski´ into Google and Images, 80% of the pics are from that scene.
    The only scene worth watching.





    DIE.
     
  13. This is exactly how I envisage cdogg to look:

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    lololololololol
     
  14. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    I strongly suspect that's all you've seen of the film -- that which can be googled

    Now, give us a nice Christine Chubbuck impersonation, cunt
     
  15. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

  16. Don´t need to.
    I have the gift of being able to watch 20mins of a movie and deciding if it´s any good or not.
     
  17. You know there´s only ONE poster here who fits that image and character.

    Which reminds me, why hasn´t he died horribly yet?
     
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  18. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    I have the gift of seeing the first word of a post and the poster name "Dark Magus" and knowing without any further reading that the post is utter shit
     
  19. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Both of you cunts go Kurt Cobain yourselves.
     
  20. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    How about you do an R Budd Dwyer, complete with press conference
     
  21. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King


    Not sure why. Redux has everything the original has, but on top of that actually has narrative content which ties scenes together in the movie. Something totally lacking in the original.

    You cunts probably think the original U.S. cut version of "Once Upon A Time In America" is the superior version.
     
  22. Erratic

    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Apocalypse Now
    Full Metal Jacket
    Apocalypse Now Redux
     

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