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Yeah it sucks

One thing I noticed in Ireland, suddenly I magically no longer needed lotion... my skin felt great the whole time

 

'It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.'

 

Yes it does Precious it does!!

 

Some footage of me in Longford

 

'I think it's important in front of the men,
That I get the hose again.'

Too much? Ah've fucking spoilt have Ah no?

Buffalo Bill

 

Irish is religiously watching the women's world cup? *hut shuffles around a few parts of his kit model of the world*

 

Ive seen the deal and they look good but Ive already got a fusion and I'm loathe to spend any more, tbh. I'm so cheap I was trying to shave my head with disposables for a while...Not advised

I've never had an electric that went close enough, albeit I've had pretty cheap electrics

 

First ever weightlifting injury yesterday - a fucking hemmeroid from doing deadlifts from too big a deficit. Never had such a thing before.... I'm not much enjoying it

 

The grapes o' wrath.

 

Friend of mine used to do groundskeeping (groondskeeping in Scottish) at a golf course and constantly had raging painful hemorrhoids from the riding mower

 

There has been absolutely no football on for 3 weeks, then the European Cup Final, then nothing, now this............there's nothing on.

Only good news today was the fixture list, it's the biggest football story since June 1st.

 

Hard plastic saddle will do for you. Designed for 105lb Japs.

 

I won't use Gillette anymore. Any cunt who insults their consumer base is a fucking dummy that deserves fuck all.


Wow..........Edwyn Collins is in a fucking state mon. Rip him up and start again.

 

Brazilian keeper is a joke. Eye-Rolling and refusing to speak with her defenders. Just shouting. She's also overweight and short and couldn't get her flabby thighs across to keep out two of the Australian goals. A VERY Brazilian problem.

 

Labour of jungle love

 

Celtic scoring goals vs Billy's boys in the 1970s, when both clubs were legitimately tough opposition for any club in Europe... of note are the massive, condensed, terraced crowds (not to mention the pre-reconfigured Celtic Park with hideous track) ... dangerous and uncomfortable but it sure makes for great atmosphere and volume

 

Fat thick slow-eyed referee in the Scotland vs Japan game just cost me £200.

I knew Japan would tire badly as the game wore on and Scotland finish hard, like they did against England.

2-0 to Scotland, I dump £5 on the draw at 40-1.

Scotland immediately hit the post, have a STONEWALL penalty ruled out for handball, where the FUCK was VAR, score and then run out of time.

Definite penalty. I've seen VAR give some shit penalties, this one was guaranteed, they let it slide.

Keep an eye on Japan, if they ever go a goal or two ahead and there's 15 minutes left against a half competent side, back the draw in normal time. They don't have a good gas tank and they tire late on.

 

Oh wow no-hopers Italy 3-0 Jamaica.

 

Great peno save.

 

You have to admit it's kinda funny that you're closely following the Women's World Cup after being furious that reporters were writing about it in the first place

 

Lots of ootrage potential.

Did you see that cunty cunt that did the cunty thing? If it was some other cunt the cunts wouldn't have reported it.

 

As stated yesterday, I only have freeview TV and it's the only football, or even Live-Sport that I have. I don't rush home to watch it. I can assure you.

And reporters have been writing about it for ages, what pisses me off are the "I am a proud victim., you racist" ads that were made for it.

 

A solid 56 minutes of shite from England Lionesses, including a missed penalty, against a team that are 22-1 to win.

 

Soonds like they're keeping it culturally intact

 

The actual England team are better than this lot. I'd give England a solid chance to beat France in 90 minutes and they've won their last two penalty shootouts {vs Columbia, World Cup and vs Switzerland, Nations Cup}

That said, John Stones is a solid donkey and Kyle Walker is an unmitigated mule.

 

Jajaja! LMKO @Vhisky and SEEdog

Ah'm pleased oor Irish is watching the matches. Ah'm personally most entertained wi' this second half and will alsae admit tae enjoying a wee bit o' lassies rugby. Ah am prood that it is no' fer peeve reasons! Mind Ye - the girls look much better than lads in shorts - lovely roonded bottoms, like.

 

Pro tip.

If ye like ta nice roond bottoms watch ladies volleyball.

 

It's been poor. England might grab a 2nd but they have been wasteful.



The early game was awful. Jamaica simply didn't have a clue. Their manager- a man- was utterly clueless. He told the TV at half-time "We gonna sit down now and sort it out, mon"- they came out and got bashed again in the 2nd half.

 

Amazing. Two guys bitching about me are objectifying the players.