Brand new modern fitba 2018-19 thread!! SEE YOU!!

Wow, the bogs at west brewery are fancier than most hotels they give you baby wipes n everything, what a place. Beezing building too, pure love it.

 

Rapey Ronnie. The only surprise is it was a she.

 

Nah I think it's Bullshit. Honest to God I think it's total poppycock.

 

Useless cunt.

 

LMFKO!

Ah ken Ye dinnae think much o’ him but we couldae done wi’ a prime Gerrard being brought on fer the last 10 minutes.

 

My old man always irrationally detested stevie-g, even his screaming last minute goals were pish as far as he was concerned. 'Oh aye, there goes Gerard with his charge of the light brigade again, pffft typical'. Scholes, scholes, scholes all the way. Look at that 5 yard sideways pass, so clever that lad.

 

Scholes was better. Lampard was better. Gerrard was really all about explosive passion plays rather than cool discipline.

 

Scholes was quite a bit better than both of them imo. Lampard was overall better than Stevie G too although Gerrard had a brief golden period in the mid-2000's where he was scoring match changing belters in the big games at precisely the right moments.

 

Gerrard had some great moments, eye catching moments. Lampard was better and a terrific distance shooter... Scholes was better than both but doesn't get knocked enough for his disciplinary record which is awful

 

Lampard's scoring record was consistently semsational. Like being naked in the woods with little children sprinkling candy on your behind, all the time.

 

Feebes will like this

 

Lol true, gingernuts couldn't tackle for shit.

 

Woke up unintentionally early taeday, not tae hate Celtic this time but rather upon realising Ah’ve been on boxing forums fer 19 bogging years and Ah’m yet tae make one quality post tae dae wi’ boxing! Ah’ve made at least... two good posts on fitba, mind. God bless the BBC.

 

Forgive me fer spamming thread but this excerpt from a Brexit piece in The Times did make me laugh:

‘Arlene Foster, the DUP leader, made it clear yesterday that she would oppose any attempt to change the regulations in place in Northern Ireland and Great Britain. Asked if there could be additional regulatory differences, above existing differences on animal and food regulations, she told The Sun: “No, no, no, no. No additional regulations”’

Is this the new ‘NEVER’?

The world’s zooming.

 

The DUP would be quite happy to scupper the Good Friday Agreement and return NI to pre-peace process politics; they are quite happy to sacrifice economic prosperity on the alter of their political goals, which are to marginalise the nationalist community, and align the power structures again (including policing) solely with the protestant unionist lot. Quite happy to see the army on the streets again, to have border posts targeted by car bombs and poor neighborhoods radicalised and on a war footing.

 

Having lived in Lisburn between ‘85 - ‘87, Ah agree completely that it wid be an unwelcome return. Ah will let it be there or go tae the politics forum. Even thinking aboot this runaway train Brexit has me seething.

 

That was a beautiful goal from Rakitic.

 

Still, the name sounds like a skin condition suffered by tennis players

 

It does, to be fair

 

That was nice from Kane, good goal. Barca should have been 4-0 up though.

 

Messi. 1-3. He should have a hat trick.

 

2-3. Good game this.

 

Liverpool beaten at the death and deservedly so.

What has happened to Liverpools attack???

 

Liverpool could be three or four down, very flat tonight, Salah well off form

 

I knew Napoli would be a very very hard trip. Napoli are a good side, their crowd get right behind them.

 

It's just disappointing to almost get something out of it.

 

What's the true story about Alex Gerrard née Curran and 'Pancake'?

 

Yup. You'd almost rather get smashed