Brand new modern fitba 2018-19 thread!! SEE YOU!!

Big couple of weeks for ra Shellik noo, Hertz semi final in front of 67k at Murrayfield on Sunday then the return tie in the league then an absolute must win at home to Leipzig. Three wins and things look much sunnier, anything less and we're in full on crisis.

 

Celtic have no chance against any European Side not called FC Bawbag of Chernobyl.

It's a sad sham how that club has been asset stripped over the past years.

They have had players that could have challenged at all levels in Europe and they pissed it away on short-term money safe in the knowledge that Sevco were up to fuck all.

I don't like it any more than you do.

 

Liverpool fairly punished Cardiff for having the temerity to score a flukey goal like that.

I look forward to Neil Warnocks homely and romantic post-match interview where he extols Liverpools indomitable brilliance and simultaneously commends his brave but doomed "Lads" for their pithy honest effort.

Warnocks dad was probably working in the War Office during Dunkirk.

"What a solid effort by my lads, we are a good honest bunch, look at the quality those Germans have, and they played in Midweek too, we don't have those sort of resources, brilliant".

 

Warnock is one of those limbo managers who is excellent in the Championship but out of his depth in the Prem.

 

And he knows it, like Pulis did , always ready with a "good honest bunch of lads" story after the game.

* "Good honest bunch of lads"

* "With our injuries it's a miracle we got anything"

* "I saw them at Barcelona and to be honest we gave them a better game"

* "We don't have the money they do so naturally we give away more free kicks and fouls and what have you"

* " I felt the referee was very harsh and only big teams get the decisions"

 

Ah’ve posted this same pun a thoosand times so forgive repetition but Ah cannae ignore that prompt...

D’Yen ken the star player o’ FC Bawbag of Chernobyl has 3 testicles? His name - Houdja Nikabollokov.

 

Ootrage!! FC Bawbag are a well balanced side!!!

 

Hardly surprising. Most of the people in Pripyat probably worked in the energy plant.

 

They tend to drop a bit in the second half though

 

They sag.

 

Looks bad for the Leicester owners, very little chance anybody gets out of that alive.

 

yeah owners wouldn't be my favourite people but that's a horrid way to go.

I don't say it often but the BBC did well to start tonights MOTD on a sombre note out of respect for Glenn Hoddle and the LCFC owners.

 

Makes you think that. We think we are out of the woods with these things. No more Munichs etc.

It's not of course the case.

I think it would literally break my heart if anything happened to the Liverpool players.

Very weird but that's how it is.

 

MOTD guys saying the chopper basically went up and just came right back down and just missed the car parks.

V lucky nobody else was killed.

 

Very lucky. It sounds like the rotors on the tail failed and it went into a spin.

I've always wanted to fly in a helicopter but they do seem really prone to this kind of stuff happening.

 

There's no way out with helicopter issues. Airplanes can "Fly" but choppers are like that housefly you've taken a swipe at and half-hit him and he sort of careers into the curtains and off the wall and into the window and down the stairs into the flower pot.

As for poor old Glenn Hoddle I think that sounds for all the World like a heart-attack but again it's a breaking story and we shall see precisely what's going on.

 

As for the actual football..............Fulham are fucking shit.

 

Good player Callum Wilson.

 

Camara's dive and kicking the ball away. Fucking amateurs.

 

Leicester City helicopter crash - latest

 

Chairman Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha bought the club in 2010 for £39m and, after Leicester were promoted from the Championship in 2014, said he would spend £180m to get them into European competition in three years.

Leicester City went on to win the Premier League title in one of the greatest sporting stories of all time following Tottenham's 2-2 draw at Chelsea in May 2016.

Claudio Ranieri's side started the campaign as 5,000-1 outsiders for the title after almost being relegated the season before.

They lost just three league games in what was described as a "fairytale" and the "most unlikely triumph in the history of team sport".

 

The Leicester owner sounds like he was a decent sort ... what a crazy tragedy

 

Yes he does not seem to fit into the usual category of "Owner".

I wonder was there something to it............chopper went up and straight down.

 

Barcelona sodomizing Real Madrid even without Messi.

 

Knocked oot the a League cup ba the Dons, it’s a cruel world.

 

There's European Championship Darts on TV....................fucking crowd are disgusting. Hopp vs Wade is the match. Total lack of sporting decency. Three times they have been told to wind it in and they are still there pissed up as fuck roaring their man and jeering the other guy.

 

Hopp levels it at 10-10, really hope he wins it now. Fuck his fans.