Brand new modern fitba 2018-19 thread!! SEE YOU!!

James Forrest! Fer Palestine! Erm, Ah mean - keep politics ootae fitba.

 

I like what I'm seeing from Scotland.

 

Cut out those stray passes though.

 

Excellent goal

 

Jimmeh - that goal widnae have been possible wi’oot Ye... Group B here we come, like.

BEE YOU!

 

Haha. That was goal unBEElievable.

 

Scoatland hasnae rocked liked that since the BEE City Rollers.

 

Is scoring goals against Israel anti-semitic? Some boy Jamie Forrest, getting better every year

 

Three One noo... hat trick.

 

SEE JEW!

 

Scooatlund! Slight consolation for the nation after having to sit thru Chris pine's dopey surfer-douche interpretation of the Bruce on Netflix this week.

 

The B'nai Brith has labelled Forrest a Nazi.

 

So who's next for the Ireland job? Big Sam? LOL. Not a chance. Mick McCarthy? Possible but I can't see it.

 

I know stuff about football like how there's a 4-4-2 and a 4-3-3. They should give me a chance.

 

I won like three European Cups as manager of Sheffield Wednesday on FIFA 14 ... I could be your assistant

 

You're hired.

Right off the bat I'm looking to make a whole lot of radical changes. I'm going to need you to be the spokesperson at all the press conferences and deal with the critics.

 

Clogg Huckabee Sanders

 

Things hotting up now: at the Cup final next Sunday then the big chewy crunch against Salzburg. Another great few weeks to be Celtic, champions again as you know, with Brendan Rodgers here for ten in a row.

 

You're hired! What's the first thing you would say in your first press conference? SEE YOU, ROY KEANE...SEE YOU!!

 

I think it might be the no Catholics policy however it will be cdogg delivering the message as I don't do press conferences.

 

It's likely they'll go back to big Mick McCarthy, who is now forgiven for his role in the World Cup 2002 Saipan debacle...in fact, as each year passes, Mick becomes a little more right and Roy Keane a little more wrong. Probably won't change much but meh...

 

Curse Roy Keane - release ‘The Shearer’ upon his unworthy hide.

 

Jajaja! VERY Tenacious D.

 

Republic of Ireland: Kenny to replace McCarthy as manager in 2020

 

Rangers in second, two points behind top spot wi’ a 3 nil victory over Livingston yesterday. We didnae even play oor top scorer, Alfredo Morelos, so he did no have a chance tae add tae his season’s SIXTEEN goal haul so far.

 

That new year old firm game is shaping up to be mega. Wish I could get a ticket

 

Weird that they'd pick a manager from League of Ireland for such a big job ... might as well have picked Enda Kenny

 

Don't think it would make much of a difference anyway because Ireland are shit.