Brand new modern fitba 2018-19 thread!! SEE YOU!!

You look at Tottenham now going to Everton, if they win that, City are 2 points off................3rd ::

 

What are QPR up to these days? Mid table mediocrity?

 

We're tenth at the moment, but only 4 points off the playoffs. Very close table this season. Am quite enjoying being in the chasing pack.

 

Oh look, it' the OGS Revolution!! LOL....major wankfest over at the BBC. Beating Cardiff!! Well done, win that, it should by OGS some time.

 

Both oil clubs lose. Great day for football.

 

Oil be damned.

 

I think Chelski are more gas than oil

 

This United Side...........so amazing, if I was PSG, I would be scared, very scared Jesse Bin Guard is almost as good as he was against Panama in 2018. This is a fearsome United now.

 

Smashed my Christmas shopping tonight in a couple of hours. Went Selfridges and Westfield.

People were like "Slice, Selfridges AND Westfield? On the last Saturday before Christmas? Are you mad?".

"No, I'm not mad" I replied, "also, how do you know my FightBeat username?"

Always go to one of the ends of the platform when you wait for the Tube, everybody seems to congregate in the centre for some reason. The carriage will 9 times out of 10 have loads of space on it and you will avoid the tinned sardine experience. If you go to Westfield in White City, never wait for the bus at the stop outside the main entrance. Everyone thinks that's the first/last stop, but there's a bus garage nobody knows about where you can guarantee yourself a seat.

Easy work.

 

Mate before I moved closer to work I used to know exactly where to stand for the doors to open and get a seat.

 

Good man. You're a wise fella, so many fuckwits have no clue despite living here their whole lives.

 

And I never wait for people to get off before I storm my carriage of choice.

 

I study the platform, little things like cracks in the tiles, see where the doors open, quietly occupy that space, and CHARGE

 

Or just don't leave your Christmas shopping to the last minute.

 

I usually leave it till Christmas Eve.

 

Mate............I have no idea where the past 5 weeks went. No fucking idea.

 

I remember years ago Irish telling a work story and quoting coworkers asking him something like "Do you ... ... whatever they said, Irish?"

Immediately I asked "your coworkers call you Irish????"

 

Do they carry Hedley and Wyche at Selfridges and Westfield?

 

Had to google that.

Reminds me, I need toothpaste.

 

One confident bird. Talons and a beak come in handy.

 

Wan-Bissaka took care of Sane yesterday. There's only Wan-Bissaka!! Haha.

 

Yeah Alan Shearer had his cock in his mouth all evening on MOTD

Tell you the truth, I worry if this won't have kicked City into some sort of a higher gear.

 

Possibly. That Jan 3rd game is even bigger now. It's currently four points but could potentially be seven if Liverpool win the big one. That would really give Liverpool so much confidence and you'd imagine that Citeh's confidence will be really low after.

 

Liverpool have Newcastle and Arsenal immediately first. Not gimmies at all.

But if Liverpool go into that game with City 4 points up and WIN.........I think City will crumble.

I think they will find themselves burdened by expectation and the sensation that people don't fear them.

It's going to be very interesting.

 

Pieces of eight...

...lives.

 

Picked up a vinyl mash-up of De La Soul and Fela Kuti (unsurprisingly called Fela Soul) from Banquet Records in Kingston, fucking love that place. It's a Christmas present but I kinda wanna keep it for myself now.

 

This is the kind of cockney mashup Slice likes...

 

Haha that's the best Boosh song, well second, behind the Jack Frost one.