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Some big old results taenight - Man City 7 Schalke 0 and Ronaldo turning aroond the 2-0 loss ba scoring a hat trick and helping Juve beat Real Madrid 3 nil. He may be a greasy haired devil but that’s pretty legendary stuff, like.

 

Fuxxake der hun, the one time in my life im quietly hoping they win and they shit all over the bed

 

Ronaldo definitely proving he's in the discussion as GOAT.

 

Is Ronaldo the best Roger Headerer of a ball ever? Certainly has to be up there.

 

Boring comment but...shout out for the ref in that game, two fantastic calls with no faffin'

 

99% of time, I am good guy but this 1%...

 

Time Out's list of the worlds best cities for food, drink, culture, nightlife, music, community and surveyed resident satisfaction:

1) New York
2) Melbourne
3) chicago
4) London
5) Paris
6) Montreal
7) Berlin
8) GLASGOW!
9) Los Angeles
10) Tokyo
11) Madrid



Erm, obviously one of those cities does not belong.....LA! There's nuttin the matter wey glesga except it's spinning roon n roon.

 

I've been so bored today, just been reading about dinosaurs.

 

Whit d’Ye call a gay dinosaur?

A Megasorearse

 

Liverpool were fantastic tonight, well played.

 

Liverpool midfielder James Milner: "It was a good result. We didn't play our best but it is about defending well and getting three points."

How does he not get how cup football works?

 

Too bad Will Sasso wasn't around to show you the real New York.

 

4 English teams in the last 8....im sure feebes is still convinced the premiership is pure toilet

 

That was one of the best European performances I've seen from a Liverpool team, considering the quality of the opposition

 

Scouse powa

 

Bayern not what they were, but Liverpool dominated., Van Diijk is some player.

 

Now that's New York.

 

It's weird how Norwich were the only British side to beat Bayern away for all those years they were at the Olympic Stadium but since they've moved to the Allianz Arena they've lost a fair few now, even Bolton managed to get a draw there.

 

Softening Brexit?

 

Not the CL draw that I wanted, to be honest.

I needed really Man United to be colliding with Man City.

Tottenham won't do anything. They won't weaken City, it will be over after the first leg.

 

Celtic win in Lennon time - 96th minute.

Everton just beat Chelsea 2 nil.

 

And Liverpool nearly blew it.

 

Betis fans applaud Messi hat trick.

 

Scoatland v Kazakhstan three nil... tae Kazakhstan.

Thanks Obama.

 

Saw that ootrageous scoreline earlier. I choose to believe it's fake news.

 

Naw... it WIZ Obama’s fault.

Just kilting.

 

Declan Roice on fer England... they’ll let anyone play fer ‘em nooawadays.

 

Sterling hat trick.

 

Barcelona are open to selling Philippe Coutinho should they receive a bid upwards of £90 million.