Charlie Zelenoff

:bears: good point about the hands. We needed much balance in here :cheer: ::

 

dsimon writes:

If anyone wants other examples I have an absolute ton of them from when I was bouncing... they tell a lot. For example: here is my all time favorite statistic:

Number of people who claim they are martial art badasses: Almost 1/3rd of people coming into the first club where I worked if they found out I was a martial artist (cause I was really tiney for a bouncer) would tell me about their martial arts experience and ask to spar, etc. Of course they would not show up to spar.:: ::

Number of times martial arts technique applied in combat: Many times people would posture in a stance, they would throw an odd kick or punch and make a very threatening noise.... Almost never did somoene actually throw a martial arts technique in a fight, or use a ju jutsu manoveur, almost never.

One time I helped a Korean kid who was attacked by a few steriod heads... Tae Kwon Do is similar to boxing in a street fight in that the advantage is initial and is dependent on speed, ability to hit person before they hit you. This kid, much like a smart boxer would do, dropped a muscle head with a kick to the head.

I use this example because people will oftne say Tae Kwon Do is useless in a fight... and it is in the ring against somene who can avoid a kick and take the Tae Kwon Do guy down, but... in a barfight a good solid kick to the head done quickly can be like a boxer throwing a good solid punch early.

 

dsimon writes:

I predict it won't do a any good. People truly think that a prizefighter, no matter their size can walk up to anyone and drop them. People who I normally respect believe this with a passion.

The truth is that there are a lot of very stupid bouncers.... I know i worked with some, and with these guys any small guy with a punch will drop them because they are stupid.... and wouldn't yu know it:eeeek: :eeeek: Guess what?! there are small guys that LOOK for stupid bouncers to KO in this manner.... Why not? They take a free shot and run away!::

Some of these small guys also carry blades in case the setup does not go as planned. I dealt with one of these one night. He was goading one of the the muscle heads I work with.:doh:

 

What the Fuck is "Different" Stamina??? :laughing: :laughing: ...Can U BUY "Different" Stamina @ the Corner Store???...."No, I Dont' Want that NORMAL Stamina, Get me that DIFFERENT Stamina":: ...DUMBASS!!!...

The FACT REMAINS, Most Street Fights R VERY BRIEF...& Most Streetfighters GAS VERY QUICKLY...That's when Bricks, Bottles or Other Foreign Objects Ususally Come N 2 Play (Unless the Cat is a Complete WUSS & Whips Out a Weapon from the Get-Go)...

TIRED is TIRED, Streetfight or No Streetfight...& a TRAINED Boxer is Gonna Almost ALWAYS have More STAMINA or "Different" Stamina than your Run of the Mill "Streetfighter"...

REED's Boxed a Tad AND Street Fought MANY Times (As Many as 35-40 Times)...There's NO Such Thing as "Different" Stamina, Dumbass...But by All Means, CONTINUE to BURY YOURSELF, TURDen Zelenoff...

Can't Wait for the Premiere of your Video...


REED:laughing:

 

6'2, 220lbs of Pure, Unadulterated SORRYness:: ...

TURDen Put the "War" N "Keyboard Warrior"...


REED:laughing:

 

I didn't think this debate was the usual about how boxers do in streetfights. I though it was more about how a 220Ib fatso, who until relatively recently wrote an online diary about how many cheese strings and slurpies he consumed that day, belives he could tackle a world class boxer under lightweight? :dunno:

 

dsimon writes:

Thats true. But the debate got taken in another direction... or two. ::

 

dsimon writes:

Reed if you were going to get into a viscious street fight and had borrowed Alabama's $400 Italian shoes how would you avoid scruffing them up? Would you tell the guy you can't throw down? Would you try to use a style that would protect the shoes? Would you hand them off to Kaulki and fight in your socks? :dunno:

 

If REED had on a Pair of $400 Shoes, he'd EXPECT the Shoes to CONTRIBUTE N Some Way...

For $400 U'd BETTER Do MORE than just Wrap Yourself Around REED's Feet...Maybe they're a Pair of those Maxwell Smart "Get Smart" Shoes, w/Hidden Devices N Them...


REED::

 

dsimon writes:

:: Those bitches better have some tassles on them that will cut somoene's face if I round kick em in the head!

 

Dsimon vs Charlie Zellenoff for the internet badass championship of the world?

 

my money is on dsimon (below)

 

Tyler couldn't beat me in a street fight, forget a pro fighter.

 

Yeah, but that's like a prime Larry Holmes saying Tyler couldn't beat him in a street fight. It's really not a fair argument steve_dave. :nono:

 

I have an inch and 10 pounds on poor Tyler... the size difference would be too much.

 

I'll bet you could beat Nonito Donaire in a street fight Steve_Dave. You would swing him around like you would an ax-handle into a giant redwood tree. :bears:

 

Don't B Sooooooo Sure:nono: ...TURDen has "Different" Stamina...


REED

 

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do you have any martial art background..?

 

I believe he's a black belt in Jeremy Jitsu.

 

Dsimon nice "statistics"

 

NEW CHARLIE ZELENOFF VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!


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ILLU - yes he said before, he has had 2 karate lessons.

Wax on, wax off stylee.

 

dsimon writes:

Charley would make me his Ukrainain peasant farmer bitch! :doh: ::

 

dsimon writes:

Poor Swaze... How is he doing?

 

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dsimon writes:

You see how hard he hit the desk! :eeeek: :eeeek:

 

Ah Yes!!!...

The INCOMPORABLE Danielsan Technique...NEVER Fuck w/a Man who Can Wash Cars & Paint Fences...


REED:nono:

 

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I don't like to think about work in my spare time. :nono:

 

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