Cold hands? Should I be worried?

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame/Shame' started by Registered, May 4, 2009.

  1. The Genius

    The Genius DEMONRY!!

    Don't worry pal. The cold hands can't make your dick shrink anymore than it already has.
     
  2. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    When have you EVER known bama to go easy on the details?
     
  3. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King


    Not really. He IS a bullshitter of the epic variety.


    I'm sure he's brushing up on his ancient Pinoy morality tales as we speak.
     
  4. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

    It's a Sign that She's CHEATING on U, Bama...


    REED:hammert:
     
  5. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS


    I have absolutley no sympathy for someone who goes on a boxing messageboard for advice about matters of health

    if you were really so broken up and worried about your blow-up dolll, er, girlfriend, you wouldn't be here all day typing long-winded, plastic little soliloquies about the problem that would make a hallmark card writer vomit, you'd be taking her to a fucking doctor or doing research on your own instead of asking Dr. Hanzy, MD what HE thinks the problem is

    what kind of dimwitted twat turns to a bunch of dudes on the internet for help when he thinks a loved one may be sick??
     
  6. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King


    This is disappointing to hear from you CDogg. :dunno:


    It's a well known fact FightBeat.com has the greatest collection of medical minds on the internet.

    From Cancer to irregular shitting................FightBeat.com has the cure. :bears:
     
  7. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :lol:
     
  8. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King


    What ails you CDogg? I'm sure we can brainstorm a solution at FightBeat.com.
     
  9. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Ain't that the truth. :eek:ld:
     
  10. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS


    everytime Alabama Man posts, I get this awful headache....
     
  11. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    laugh...out....loud :lol:
     
  12. PetreTG

    PetreTG WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    :warning:

    C'mon Baron ... From Neil I'd expect this. He's a total loser, but ... et tu Baron?
     
  13. Baron

    Baron "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    It was my way of telling you 'Hi Petre!'!

    :lol:
     
  14. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King



    Sounds like you have a severe case of Douchepinoyaphobia.

    Don't worry, it's not fatal. You just need to take the following steps.

    #1. Put Alabama on ignore

    #2. Challenge StingerKarl to a bareknuckle boxing match. London Prize Ring Rules. In London. In front of The Queen.

    #3. Take Alabama off ignore

    #4. Challenge StingerKarl to a wrestling match. Greco-Roman Style. In Greece. At the Parthenon.

    #5. Kill the lead singer of Maroon 5

    #6. Express your sympathies to Alabama Man by buying him a case of Zima and a pair of Flip Flops.

    #7. Challenge StingerKarl to a butter & oil grappling session at Mr. Happy's Adult Cafe in Waterbury, CT.

    #8. Ask Alabama if he ever heard of Pancho Villa. Confuse him by telling him the story of the Mexican bandit by that name.

    #9. Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. :pray:

    #10. Rinse and Repeat until it sticks for good.
     
  15. PetreTG

    PetreTG WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    I'm hurt ... :crying:
     
  16. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Well got into Kaiser at 7:30AM, and just got out of there about 25 minutes ago.

    The doctors say it looks like "pre-diabetes", which I hadn't heard about until today. We'll find out more tomorrow after some test. The doctor said that it doesn't have to be serious, but that she should avoid carbs for the next 30-60 days. Pre-diabetes won't turn into diabetes if caution is taken.

    It's weird that she has these symptoms because she's in really good shape (exercises almost everyday, good diet). I'm just glad it wasn't anything serious.
     
  17. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I wouldn't expect much sympathy from you. Something is broken inside of you. I'm not sure what it is, but I hope you heal from it.
     
  18. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King


    Don't worry about CDogg, Bama. He has a serious affliction. Please pray for him.
     
  19. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    You know, I know you're joking and that's why I'm not mad at all even though that's a pretty crass joke to make.

    I've been stressed the past 2 days because of this, to the point where I've lost sleep and haven't felt really good physically and spiritually. I've prayed with many of my friends about it, and I know God is good, so I have faith that things will work themselves out. Limitless is the grace of God for his children.

    I just hope none of you have to feel that constant heart ache and stress from knowing something is wrong with a loved one's health. It's not the best place to be in the world.
     
  20. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King


    You're right Bama, my bad. A novel is often more satisfying in the long run then the instant gratification of a short story. :bears:
     
  21. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS


    there are several pieces of broken-off speculum and dildo inside of you
     
  22. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King


    You obviously haven't been following doctors orders. :nono:
     
  23. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS


    What will you do when the label comes off,
    And the plastic's all melted,
    And the chrome is too soft?
     
  24. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

    U are full of shit BAMA....
     
  25. James68

    James68 WBC Champion


    :shit:

    The last 3 days have been the most joyful days of your life. You have done nothing but burn the keyboard down starting pac threads in general discussion. As though somehow you link his success to yourself. Get a life PUDGY.
     
  26. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    What's that supposed to mean? I've posted pictures of me and my girlfriend together enjoying a night out. :dunno:
     
  27. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS


    its beyond you

    its part of a world you arent even aware exists

    a little slice of perception from a point of mind that is beyond anything your radar can catch
     
  28. Registered

    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Punctuation is obviously not your friend.
     
  29. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS


    pointing out such things is the friend of those desperate to save face
     
  30. His_Royness

    His_Royness "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I have cold hands sometimes but i have a lil problem with high blood pressure... Not suggesting it is that but if she has, then it better get treated asap because it really fucks up all parts of the body...
     

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