Could a professional heavyweight boxer hurt a standing Grizzly Bear with a body shot?

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  1. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Don't knock it until you've tried it man :nono:
     
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    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    i guess it depends if you dressed up as a sexy bear or not.
     
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    Is there a recommended protocol if you see a grizzly other than dying quickly?
     
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    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    Fine. I'll try it tonight and let you guys all know how it went
     
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    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    Can't help you with that one. Honestly, I imagine it's the same.
     
  7. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    I saw a documentary where this guy dressed in a crocodile suit and chilled in a den with a bunch of Salties for a couple of hours. Watching it I obviously knew he made it out unscathed as they were showing the programme but it was still really tense stuff, I was on the edge of my seat.
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    It would probably be better to dress as a rhino.
     
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    It's irrational but that pisses me off a little. What a fucking idiot.
     
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    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

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    Or a tank.
     
  11. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Why? Let me guess, you probably hated Steve Irwin too, right?

    I saw another documentary where this guy chilled with a lion pride, and they accepted him eventually. No costumes or protection.
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    :giggle::bears:
     
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    Or diggy boo boo
     
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    fuck that, the female bears would get jealous and end up offering me out and fuck me up.
     
  15. Hut*Hut

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    :giggle::giggle::giggle:

    (I apologize to Buddy for laughing, but that was fucking funny)
     
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    :laugh11:
     
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    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    I'm getting a cab in 4 hours, then getting a coach from heathrow to stansted, then getting a plane to tenerife, with no sleep. I'm hardcore.
     
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    Why are you going to Heathrow first if your plane's at stansted?:lol:
     
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    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    getting the coach. No plane from heathrow to south tenerife, so have to go from stansted.
     
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    Was about to ask that. Personally, I think he is being followed. By rowdy yardies or pikeys or the like and he wants to confuse them with loads of airplanes.
     
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    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    Yeah, the joyce's are after me :lol:
     
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    Yeah, sick twisted bear minds, getting pumped up on biscuits and trans-fats and then driving around in other peoples motors. This is a moral outrage. I've had it with bears. We need more bear prisons and stricter visa quotas for bears making their way across our porous borders into the Dakotas.
     

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