Could you have beaten a prime Ann Wolfe?

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  1. cdogg187

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    120? Seems a bit light to me ... I'd guess at least 140 ... we're talking 15, not 13
     
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    not so sure about that
     
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    You Say That as if She's Just Going to ALLOW You to Dig to Her Body Bruh...

    How's YOUR Punch Resistance? Are You Just Gonna Laugh Off the Shot that Leveled Vonda Ward?

    It's a FACT She Used to Spar James Kirkland...It's Also a FACT James Kirkland Has NO Other Speed When he Spars...







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    Me neither come to think about it
     
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    Wolfe howls at the moon, liquidates Sly and flies to Glasgow and knocks on a door... a young man answers wearing only a green and white scarf, holding a cider in one hand and a Macroeconomics-themed porno magazine in the other ... ignoring his impossible to understand, Alan McInally-style greeting (is that English?), The Wolfe howls a second time and Hut is VANQUISHED
     
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    15 year olds are sometimes small and week. Not all 15 year olds looked like Tyson when he was 15. I’m not going to stand up straight like a stork with my head high advertising a big overhand right the way Ward did. Women don’t have the head or upper body movement the way men do. Basically I won’t be hit by that punch. Secondly I’d take a punch much better than a woman and I have a lower center of gravity than Ward did. The real question is, could anwolfe taje my punch? Answer is no chance. I’d knock her into next week
     
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    Sly, this is one of those threads I'm talking about... this is your classic Sly type thread ... like a piñata that talks shit the whole time

    This is why you are the pulse of fightbeat
     
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    Haha aye. Without sly fightbeat would be borrrrring

     
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    Oh yeah? You ever heard of Milka Singh? :)

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    Could you beat Ann Wolfe, cdogg? If you had pro level training going in? You'd be half a foot taller and almost 100 lbs heavier.
     
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    Are you going to topspin that sh*t back like Nadal...straight to Reed's one handed backhand, Sly? :D
     
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    Sly can really run 11 seconds in the 100m?????? :eek::eek::eek:
    That's like world level sh*t right there. I don't believe it.
     
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    Yes.....30 years ago.
     
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    Sly, you're in a losing battle. Unless you make this fight happen or fight a professional women's boxer, nothing much will come of this thread :(
     
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    Remember this?

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    If I was allowed to do something other than just box? Yeah, I'd kill her... but in a boxing match? How much "pro level training" we talking? I think I would need plenty
     
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    I wasn't talking to you.
     
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    Sly's quote in that has always been one of my favorites
     
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    What would be your tactics against her outside the confines of boxing rules?
     
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    Grab her, throw her on the ground and choke her unconscious ... you might as well ask "what would you do if a female tried to kill you with her bare hands?" ...
     
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    LOL That sounds feasible. Given the size disparity, I can see it happening. But cdogg, you never mentioned anything about having any type of wrestling training. Your tactics here seem like that of a wrestler/submission specialist (grab, throw, choke).
     
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    Why would you need wrestling training to overpower somebody way smaller than you who also has no such training?

    Get her in a bear hug and throw her through a wall lol
     
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    Good point.
     
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    Prime Ann Wolfe would flatten my ass like Vonda. I'd also get battered by Ronda Rousey. Prime Laila Ali would carve my ass up.
     
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