David Haye-Tyson Fury look certain to meet this year!

Wald Pussy is better and hits harder than Fury, Haye *should* KO this bum.

 

Fury is pretty much a big bum, but you have to admire his absurd confidence. He's a big sloppy bum, but he thinks he's a really good boxer, with great skills etc.

 

And steve_dave is right about Gayemaker... He's a British woman with cornrows and a goatee

 

Totally. Remember that photo when he was cupping his vagina?

 

'Lennox Lewis was an accomplished champ but he's nowhere near as skilled as me'

 

Furry has quite fast hands for such a big dude. Sloppy and uncoordinated for sure, but fast all the same.

 

Fury Signs the Dotted Line...

 

First presser tomorrow.

 

yup

 

Can't Wait...Hopefully Somebody has a Link to It...Broner-Malignaggi had Moments of Hilarity & Innovative Shittalk, but Haye-Fury Should Be the MAIN EVENT of Pre-Fight Banter...



REED

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0EkDhUZHg4

 

artie:


'Preciate That...

Round 1 to Fury...Haye was More Like a Patient Counterpuncher, FEELING OUT his Opponent...Fury's TRYING HARDER to Impress the Media...

Fury TRIED to Play it Off, but his BODY LANGUAGE, When Standing Near Haye, was Interesting...He was Either OVERTLY Playful OR he Kept his Arms Crossed &/or Hands in Pockets...Fury Wasn't COMFORTABLE, the Way Haye was, when they were in Close Proximity...

Can't Fucking WAIT for this Fight!!...


REED:hammert:

 

"You're nothing but a little girl in my opinion" ::

 

Did Tyson Fury mention David Haye's "gay lover" yet

 

Oink oink, apparently Fury is a born again christian. I like this guy less every time he enters my consciousness. What a greasy Apes-Ma.

 

Haye and Fury, modern British manhood. I would feel a right cunt if I mustard-gassed my lungs out in Flanders so that this TRIPE could come to be.

 

I loved Haye's genuine laughter at Fury's first dollop of verbal catshit. Followed by some condescending praise. Well handled.

 

Haye is a cunt who has 1 fight since Wlad. 1 fight for a guy who talks about being the HW Champ of the World. :shit:

Hayes last 5 fights

WSD12 Valuev

TKO5 Barrett

TKO9 Ruiz

L12 Wlad

W TKO5 Chisora

That's from 2009 to 2013. :shit:

He rode the klits tailcoats all the way, even for the Chisora fight, a guy he fought after he had been softened by by Fury and Vitali.

For all the talk about Floyd winding up potless, its Haye who needs to look out.

 

Oh yeah he had the "WIN" over Audley too but Price beat him in better fashion so no fucking way that counts ::

 

Wynthenshawe where Fury grew up looks like my personal hell on earth.

 

A Tinker, A Spastic
He's Put Together with Plastic
He doesn't sweat he oozes mastic
And He's Altogether Fantastic
In A Travelling Kind Of Way
He's Too Much For Static Haye
Static In The Radio Kind of Way
For Black Snow Is All He'll Say
Even Though He's An Odd Wavelength
You May Know Just What He Meant
For When His Penny Is Spent
David Will Be Covered IN PISS!!!!!

The End.

 

:::scratcher:

 

Fury is one big mf. Haye looks tiny next to him. Don't think that'll make a difference, though.

 

His Name Is Tyson Fury
According To Eileen Drury
He Was Nothing But A Cock
In A Former Epoch

 

David Haye, Incense To Thrill.


"There Once Was A Fellow Called Del
Whose Corn Rows Were Held In With Gel
They All Predicted A Stinker
When He Fought That Mad Tinker
But Were Pleasantly Surprised With Pell-Mell"




"During Falls
David Haye
One Handed
Cups Balls"

 

There Once Was A Fellow Called Reed
Who Needless To Say Smoked The Weed
He Had No Interest In Yuri
But When They Announced Haye V Fury
He Surely Came Running, At Speed.

 

This Autumn Sees Haye versus Fury
Two Bums With Minor Repertoiry
One's Big And One's Black
But They're BOTH bloody Knack's
And Sluts Will Be Present, A-Whoring.

 

This is going to be a hilarious fight. What you have to realise is that Fury is no Wlad or Valuev; the big daft cunt thinks he can fight and will force Haye to engage; he isn't going to be following Haye around with his hands in the air like a pillock; he'll be hoying horrendously sloppy but numerous punches a lot and Haye has no chin or stamina whatsoever.

Haye is a lot 'better' than Fury, who is basically an over-confident oaf, and so should stop Fury, but he might end up being KTFO brutally himself. It'll be a great watch.

MTF

 

either one of these maggots getting laid out will be humorous to me

 

Same here, but I must admit this is the first heavyweight fight that has me intrigued in years. Far more so than wald pussy Vs Haye, which I knew would be boring, and that Haye had almost no chance of winning.

Haye should win this fight, but it's a funny style matchup, and anything could happen I think in my mind.