David Haye vs Derek Chisora

Chisora has precisely no chance against Wlad by the way. If he's 100-1 I wouldn't bother putting a quid on.

 

How come? I'm in the opposite camp myself TBH but I'm certainly curious...

MTF

 

Chisora/wlad will be more exciting than haye/wlad imo. I think haye will be predictable and won't trade enough and will aim to ko wlad with 1-2 combos or hayemakers, whilst chisora will want to try and bully wlad, but will be ineffective.

 

People like Haye's chances against Vitali on account of how Vitali is clearly slipping, 1 late round KO in his last 3 fights, albeit fights where he arguably never dropped a round, is enough for some to think he might be on the verge of being finished.

 

See i knew it, i knew Wlad was going to bitch out of his first real fight in years, he Saw Chisora and shat him self, pulling off david Haye excuses, my back, my back, what a pussy! Chisora going to get ducked again. Wlad talks the talk but when a guy comes to fight he chickens out like kfc.

 

:bears:::

 

Chisora is one of these, ahem, people whom the expression "you can dress them up but you can't bring them anywhere" would apply perfectly.

The man is, for all intents and purposes, a well dressed and semi well-spoken caveman with the sophistication of two egg timers working in tandem.

I would say that this injury to Wlad would be the latest stanza of the charmed life of Dereck Chisora, though I am sure charm has had fuck all to do with Chisora's progress in life thus far.

Pity the fight is off, of course, now the usual ape noises will come out of the British Press, they've been looking for some payback after Haye suffered atrophy of the testicles and pulled out of the fight with Wlad.