DONAIRE vs. RIGONDEAUX - FINAL PICKS

REED and Neil, fair enough, I guess those are somewhat legit reasons.

Ultimately though they are fighters, and as far as ability and watchability I think Gondo is several levels above Ward. I would have thought that was enough.

BTW Neil, do you know exactly why HBO doesn't want to work with Haymon or Golden Boy? What happened for there to be that much of a sudden turnaround? Did they get greedy and HBO told them to fuck off?

 

HBO was sick of catering to haymon and putting his guys in with over matched opponents for exorbitant purses (berto etc) to appease him and keep mayweather jr in the fold. once mayweather jr went to showtime hbo severed ties with haymon/gb

 

'Fuck's this malcontent?

 

agREED

 

I love the name "Errol Spence"

Sounds like some 1940s black cat... the kind too good to get a title shot, having to fight Charlie Burley and Holman Williams and the Cocoa Kid 15 times a piece

 

He doesn't have the most beautiful style, but he looks to be a pretty effortless banger so far

 

Aha, that's interesting - so it was about Floyd all along.

Well, though it sucks for us fans and means even less fights happen, it was the right thing to do. I was fucking sick of Haymon's shitty mismatches too, it was absurd.

 

his name is Errol but pronounced Earl from what ive heard.

 

Disappointing, but still pretty great

 

Yep...& he Goes by "E.J." for "Errol Jr."...Sr. was Born & Raised in Jamaica...



REED:hammert:

 

SHABBA!

 

SHABBA! ::

 

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For What it's Worth, E.J. was Born in America & DOESN'T Speak w/Even a Trace of a Jamaican Accent...Sr's Accent is SLIGHT...



REED:hammert:

 

'Bout Time for an Errol Spence Article Around this Bitch..



REED:hammert:

 

Hear this all the man, mek sure you know how fi undestand
You women, straight up, to the max ,alright,come now
Woman if a loving yuh looking for yuh buck upon the right man
Loving yuh looking for yuh buck upon the right one
Woman a loving yuh looking for yuh buck upon the right man
Loving yuh looking for yuh buck upon the right one
Dem call me
Mr.Loverman dem call me Mr.Lover
Mr.Loverman dem call me Mr.Lover
Dem call me
Mr.Loverman dem call me Mr.Lover
Mr.Loverman dem call me Mr.Lover
Because a woman tek a trip she coming from England
To satisfy her soul you know seh she want a man
But is Shabba Ranking she buck upon,
A gwain mek she explode just like a bomb
Every hour , every minute ,and every second

Cause,
He hol' her pon her finger and overstand
one look in a she eye mi know seh she want a man
talking to her and she respond
she tell me seh she handle man like a bomerang
me tell me seh me a de hooligan
fi all tyrant yuh buck upon
Mr.Loverman yuh buck upon Mr.Lover
Mr.Loverman yuh buck upon Mr.Lover
Yuh buck upon Mr.Loverman yuh buck upon Mr.Lover
Mr.Loverman yuh buck upon Mr.Lover
The love nah contract yuh know it a expand
and from it a expand it just a galang,galang
a gwain givelove to a woman me seh all night long
woman if a loving yuh looking for yuh buck upon the right one
Search nuh more yuh buck upon the right one
If a loving yuh looking for yuh buck upon the right one
Search nuh more yuh buck upon the right one
Yuh have it in a yuh mine fi come thrill me wid it
A gwane lay down and mek yuh kill me wid it
because thrilling that is Shabba favorite habit
and when me lay dung yuh know me nah run from it

 

forget shabba ranks, spence jr should enter the ring to some buju or capleton.

 

6 punches a round Rigo, more exciting and better then Ward? Quite fun to watch? Little magician? You guys are on crack.

:shit:

 

Yeah, he's hands down more watchable and better than Ward.

Ward is a solidly skilled and talented guy, doing a good Hopkins impression. That's it basically.

Gondo is way more special than that, closer to Floyd's league, like a little wizard in there.

 

Noble has hate in his heart

 

his manager is Lady Saw

 

Tonight I will wish upon a star, that Fidel Castro rises from his sick bed, reaches across the expanse of the Caribbean Sea, and pulls Rigondull back into the communist fold with promises of an unlimited supply of wet naps and chicken heads. We'll give you a 500 square foot lot by the sea.

Teofilo is dead he will cry. Cuba needs you, the Cuban people need you, the revolution needs you. We'll apply for amateur status again, you can go to the Olympics, we promise we won't make you throw more then 6 punches a round. Gotta keep your stamina, gotta stay outta danger. jab from 6 feet, jab from 6 feet, shoe shine, bounce out, shoe shine, bounce out, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle..............................circle, circle, circle, circle..........................POP!!!!..............circle, circle, circle, feint, circle, circle, circle.......................

Oh good lord, what a magical little wizard you are.

 

rigondeaux would cast a spell that has noodle necked nobleart nibbling on fig newtons in neverland ranch by next november

 

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Rigondull will weave a web of wonder that has Nook nosed Neil pounding sand on the shores of San Francisco, while watching John Ruiz huggy bear the entire cast of "Rent", for 75 rounds of pulse pounding, pounding.

 

Noble would be knitting nylon neckties in a nantucket nursery by New Year's after receiving rigo's rapid, robust right hands

 

REED's Got a RUBLE on Rigondeaux by UD, Over Donaire...



REED:hammert:

 

The Wizard of Cubaz

Who is the man behind the curtain? Why it's Rigondull.


"What is your wish Dear Sir Neil?"

"Oh Great Rigondull, I wish for a heart."

"Oh silly Neil, you've had it all along. Instead, here is a metronome I made from spare rib parts. Every 30th tick, leap in and pretend to throw a vicious counterpunch. People will boo, but the pure of heart will declare you a genius in the ring. Who needs fans when you can have a Kellerman up your ass on command."

"Rigondull, you are indeed great, now how do I get home from here?"

"Just tap your beige colored flip flops three times and you'll back home by your noon-time nap."

"Thank you great Rigondull. I will shoeshine my way to Chicago while slurping on Che's nuts and bathing in chocolate flavored chop suey."



ray:

 

EL CHACALs Guantanamo greatness would have nobleart growing garbanzo beans while groveling in Groton instead of fleecing fight fanatics for phony frank fletcher forgeries.

 

ALLITERATION...FIGHTBEAT....



REED:clapagain:

 

How the fuck do you fit a heron in a spoon???