Exactly how bad of an interpreter is Ray Torres?

"He Cain't Touch Me...Im'a CRUSH 'em...I'm the Best to Evah do it,ya Heard?...Supah,Baby!!...We Gon' Do it Brooklyn Style...Represent"


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I'd love to hear Zab and Holy talk.. one about Brooklyn and Supah and one about the Holy spirit::

 

I remember something similar when Chiquita fought Saman SorJarturang. IT was Chiquita's last fight, and Saman rallied back to stop him in the 7th. Anyway, they asked Saman a question, the translator couldn't even translate the question, or the answer. They had to get someone else to translate - it was a whole big ordeal where 3 or 4 people were involved for what amounted to less than 5 questions

 

there it is. stick it in a loop and you have a full-length Zab interview.

My favorite is when fighters say "i'm pound for pound the best in the world in my division."

 

Don't forget, Tito not only had microphone filler but camera filler as well. Don't have a mic around for a sound bite? No problem, just watch as Tito shows you with his finger exactly who's number one, or gives you a first class glimpse of the fist he uses to pummel his opposition with.







And he'll make sure you see them too, by continually waving them into the camera while bitting on his lip for emphasis.
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I just like when Don King was behind him yelling "Viva Puerto Rico" ::

 

:: :: True. Tito is either the dumbest statistically normal person or the smartest retard, take your pick.

 

No shit. Those days aren't coming back. ::

Wait, maybe by some sheer form of luck, King will wind up promoting Cotto, and then we can have the Viva Puerto Rico yells for another decade.
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Correction,"Viva Puerto Riiiiiiiicooooooooooooo"


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No, Holy is funny but just unintentionally. I guess, Tyson is too, but he is just funny. I could sell MSG out masturbating:: :: Come on, that is good stuff.


Honestly, most athletes are dumb. I can't tell you how many times someone has seen me watching FNF when Atlas interviews an athlete and people say "you are too smart to watch this."


Holy is funny and disturbing at the same time. I am immediately shocked at any fighter who claims he is a Christian which to me is logically absurd, but this board is filled with Christians even though the thought of being a Christian and liking organized violence is a contradiction. I think Holyfield is stark raving mad. It is funny, but it is like laughing at a retard for drooling. Not real classy.

 

The funniest people dont know they are funny ::

Holy spouting off about Jesus is just so so so ridiculous.. it's great!

I love his fights just for that

Tyson, he is hilarious also..

I think Holy and Foreman are the funniest..

 

Foreman was funny and totally unintentionally. I was watching Molina/DLH awhile ago and Foreman went on this rant that Molina had an advantage because at 135 he had such thick Thighs:: :: No, Molina will benefit at this weight he can take punches better because he has weight in his thighs!!He was passionate like the time he said James Page is p4p number 1 or DLH/Vargas looked like light heavyweights because of their shoulders or the time he said DLH had thick shoulders and that intimidated his opponents. :: ::

 

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Foreman is the funniest.. no doubt..

he said Tito was scared of DLH cuz DLH's shoulders::


he said during one fight that "being the shorter guy, all you have to do is close your eyes and punch upwards"

which contradicts in another fight when he said that "the taller guy just has to punch down.. he doesnt even have to aim"

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then of course the time he got suspended for when Bowe Holy were fighting and Bowe landed pretty good and Foreman jumped up and YELLED.. "STOP THE FIGHT!!! STOP THE FIGHT!!!!"

Lampley tried to calm him down and Foreman got mad and said..

"THIS MAN IS GONNA END UP IN A PINE BOX"

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"I Been thru Degradation,Humiliation,Incarceration & Any Other T-I-O-N that's Negative"



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George used to contradict himself all the time. Lampley would always try to clean it up, well George don't you mean this. Usually, George would continue with his idiocy and Jim would just repaet it and say ok that's George's opinion.You could tell he and Merchant really thought little of George's intellect. I agree with them though and it is the only thing Howard Cosell got right. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you are a good commentator. George was funny.

 

For some reason, I liked,

"I broke my back."

It was the way he said it I guess. I burst out lauging when Jim Gray said "Mike were you really sick..?


Yeah, I broke my back.


The look on Gray's face was priceless.

 

I have that clip somewhere..

Mike says "I broke my back"

and Jim says.. what do you mean Mike.. your back is....

Mike interuppts.. "It's SPINAL"...."My Back is BROKEN"
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"bueno" is like the "well" some people use to start a sentence u stupid fucks... ::

 

We have dealt with that and I said why I think Tito uses it as a filler word. Half the questions he was asked were not question anyone would answer with well. Tito is a retard though. All he ever really said was , Bueno, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Don King, etc.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_sqFaQ9kYo

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Funniest interview with Torres was after the first Chavez/DLH fight in Chavez's locker room. Basically Merchant asked if he quit. Torres wasn't even done asking the question when Chavez snaped and yelled at Merchant BULLSHIT! a couple of times. ::

Torres was too close to Chavez that Chavez told him to step away and not to touch him. At the same time they were stitching Chavez's cut while doing the interview.

Chavez gave his answer as to why he didn't quit and yelled at Torres to translate it properly. You can see Torres was fucking scared :laughing: He told Chavez "don't worry I'm about to tell him what you said" :laughing:


that interview used to be available on youtube but last time I looked for it I couldn't find it. :doh:

 

cHAVEZ WAS A CUNT. I remenmber he made 5000 excuses when Zu beat the fuck out of him.

 

against Zoo he was damn near collapsing on his way back to the dressing room while apologizing to Suleiman for letting him down.:laughing:

he also said they somehow took the potassium out of his system before the fight and that made him weak.:laughing:

 

Find the video you bullshited about, the Torres one. I am calling you out. I have never seen it.

 

I told you already I can't find it anymore. Last time I saw it was like 2 months ago. I was going to show it to a friend of mine and couldn't find it anymore. :doh:


it's really funny though, I have never seen Chavez so pissed and have never seen Torres so scared.::

 

I remember it, Chavez yelled at Torres (or was it Merchant through Torres?) after the 2nd De La Hoya fight, when Chavez was asked if he quit.

He said "bullshit, bullshit!"

They later interviewed Torres and Torres said "yeah, he didn't want to continue".

 

Chavez was pretty mad after he lost to Randall. He was saying during the interview "Richard Steele is a fuck you!"

 

ONe of my fav ever!!:bears: :bears: :bears:

"It's SPINAL" ::

 

LMAO @ this fuckin creep claiming he has a wife.