FIGHTBEAT FIGHTNIGHT...

Yeah, just like the Las Vegas heat and the Hawaiian heat has done right? I will beat you up and forgive you like the LORD Jesus says to.:cheer:

 

This CAN B Arranged...REED is Already in Contact w/the Texas Boxing Commission....

Have U Ever Heard of "Guns & Hoses"???...It's a Policemen vs. Firefighters Night of BOXING...NONE of the Guys have REAL Ring Experience & they Get in there & Duke it Out...

Another Instance is when Rival Fraternities will have a SANCTIONED Boxing Night...REAL Referee's, REAL Medical Staff...REED Can Get a Local Promoter to Loan Out a Promoter's License for the Night...We'd Need Sponsors to Cover the Venue, Hotels, etc., & Someone to Hook Up the PPV End...

If Everything Fell Into Place, this Could SERIOUSLY Happen by Early 2011...




REED:bears:

 

Rank the best FightBeat e-feuds.

-Slystaff vs Buddy Rydell
-TFK/Godfather vs Caligula
-Joe King vs Neil
-Maverick vs Stinger

 

If Not a Venue, Any # of Boxing Gyms Could B Used & the PPV Could B Broadcast Tape Delay...Commentary via VOICE OVER (The Way Colonel Bob Sheridan, Jim Jacobs, Joe Tessitore & John Scully Do It)...



REED:hammert:

 

Ah, you've really thought this out REED. Props!:bears: What about passing medical tests? Also, a license to fight? And also, which sponsor would actually be interested in our event? We're not famous. And who would actually buy this PPV? And how do we promote it? I mean, big MMA events with pro fighters can barely sell a couple hundred tickets. How are we gonna sell tickets?

 

You forgot Hanzy vs contact sports:mj:

 

I had a fued with Hanzy for a day or so, we're back to being friends. Now I won't have to kick his ass on PPV for the world to see. You got lucky Hanzy!

 

:bears: If we were to fight, I'd make sure I bleed all over you so you can catch what I got!

 

It's VERY Easy to Get a Boxing License in Texas...Pass an Eye Exam, Standard Physical & Blood Exam, Pay your Application Fee & U're LICENSED, Baby!!!!...36 & Older Requires EEG & EKG...

A Guy Named Eddie Richardson, who was KO'ed by Mike Tyson in 1985 & is Now in his MID 50's, just Recently Called & Informed REED that he was LICENSED & Ready to Go...

Sponsorhip will B a Challenge...But the IDEA of a Website Hosting it's OWN Boxing Show would Generate Attention...REED's Pretty Confident that Something like this would Bring Back the Old FB'ers, who'd @ Least Want to WATCH these Matchups Take Place...Donnybrook, Jake, Posters of that Ilk....

To Attract a Live Audience, Host the "Fightbeat Fightnight" on the UNDERCARD of a Larger, Legitimate Fight...Charles Hatley vs. ____...Luis Yanez vs. _____...That's if we're UNsuccessful in Getting 3OG & Chris Henry to "Spar" for a Reasonable Amount...



REED:mj:

 

I say we try to get Riddick Bowe on the card and other shot fighters with nothing going on. That'll improve the star appeal.
Also, are you fighting Bama in a grudge match, REED?

 

It would make national news, maybe international. No doubt about it.

 

It still seems kinda weird to me. Wouldn't people make fun of us, calling us idiots for settling e-beefs in real life? But I do see the potential here of national coverage because it's so f*cking ridiculous! LMAO!! :laughing:

 

How about mike dave vs callie? That would attract crowds.

 

No doubt. Just have the announcers read off posts between the posters before the fights and put some quotes in the press releases and instant fame.

Make the PPV about 20 bucks and I would expect a million buys.

Here's what the news talking head would say:

Have you ever argued with someone online and wanted to take it to the next level? Well, Fightbeat.com is holding the first internet only pay per view for its members to fight another in a boxing ring. This boxing website has been around since late 2002 and so has most of its regular messageboard users. In this time many boxing careers have began and ended but the animosity between forum members continues to this day.


Then the announcers would get into some of the quotes from the forum and highlight which posters would fight and end the story with one of Karl's infamous quotes.:hammert:

 

:: Even UFC and most boxing events don't make a million buys. We'd all be celebrities. This would create a spin off I bet of copycat sites.

 

i would pay to see Caligula in the ring, get the crap beat out of him, then in the post fight interview say that he has never felt so alive

 

REED Couldn't Matchmake AND Fight on the Same Card...The Texas Commission PROHIBITS that...But if this Idea Blew Up & we Hooked up a Show in Some Other State, REED Can't Say he'd B AGAINST Whipping Bama's Ass in a Boxing Match...




REED:hammert:

 

Tommy "Hanz" Morrison?

 

THIS!



REEDopcorn:

 

I want to slap Cupey around for all the times he banned me.

 

I want to cum on somebody's brain

 

You wanna fight me on this show Hanzy?

 

No!!!

 

REED Forsees a Broadcast Team of Steve-Dave, XPlosive & Muzse...

Steve-Dave is the "Jim Lampley" of the Production, Holding Everything Together...XPlosive is the KNEE JERKING "Larry Merchant" of the Crew & Muzse is the Know-it-All, "Manny Steward", Taking Credit for "Predicting" Things he NEVER Did...

The King of the Round by Rounds, Illuminati, can Do the UNofficial Scorecards for the Fights, ala Harold Lederman...




REED:mj:

 

Do you think we can become rich and famous after this event?

 

i think you'd definitely become more attractive to women after taking part in something like this

 

As long as I got the love of my FightBeat homeys, I'm good! :bears:

 

The Site would INSTANTLY Regain Whatever "Legitimacy" it Lost...& the "Fighters" would @ Least Get their "15 Minutes" of Fame...

Rich???....Uuuuuuh???....

REED::