It has happened a couple times. I can't remember the last time it happened, but Carlos was switched boards a couple of times. I would guess the current post stats are two or three years old max.
According to my stats the last switch and loss of stats was 5.87 years ago. Time flies when you're havin' fun.................or not!
Petre had already asked me for my address a few years back. He told me that he was going to come find me and kick my ass for something I did back in 1989 (this was 2005). I gave it to him the address of my ex gf where I was spending most of my time and what did he do. Googled it and then came back here and made fun of the size of the house. Yet, I'M the coward. :notallthere: opcorn:
Petre has brought up me "tasering" a bum about a million times. That happened in 1989! 20 YEARS AGO! 1) he was going to kick my ass in 2005 over it. (see above for the results when he asked for my address) 2) I already explained it was not a taser gun that you see on TV that knocks people to the ground. This was a basically a toy stun gun that startled you. It would straighten your arm if you shocked the elbow but it wouldn't knock Pee Wee Herman down. I shocked myself with it several times. Shocked my friends with it. They dared me to walk up to people and shock them with it. I did shock a few people. Some drunk guy. Some nerd walking down the street. One was a homeless guy sleeping on the ground. I shocked his ankle and he didn't even wake up, just rolled over a little bit. A dumb thing to do but harmless and done 20 years ago when i was a kid.
:crying: The truth is you follow me around, stalking me with unfunnyness for three years and whenever I say anyhting back you get a severe case of the sniffles. If you don't want me to say anything to you, don't follow me around, Strokey. I've told you that a million fucking times now. BTW, we have never "debated" ANYTHING on here. I post in a topic, you see my name and come into the thread talking about you and Hanzy raping me and shitting on my chest or some other gross act. Now fuck off back to your gay shit film sites. :kick:
Looks like this thread has come to an end, so I moved it into the HOF where it can be enjoyed for years and years to come....or at least until the next server crash. TFK
Since we are bumping Bama's threads, this one needs to be reviewed again. It was a classic meltdown by bama. Nobleart, Steve-Dave, TFK, etc. were all Vicious here. It was a typical bama meltdown.
Just re-read this epic. Probably the greatest thread in this board's history. It's the thread that ran Petre off of the board, that exposed WannaBanga Man as a poor, Vizio watching fatass, and gave us the story (which I had forgotten all about) of WannaBanga Man packing a gun and threatening two black guys. Classic. TFK
Yo this thread was too funny. Fightbeat seriously has some funny mofos. The last 6 or 7 pages were LOL funny.
Reading that post one realize that "Jen" is one weird looking/shaped creature. When I'm hanging out w/ friends and we see a hot/sexy/attractive women we usually say "god damn look at that".....NOT "would you hit it". We reserve the "would you hit it" comments for fugly bitches...or milf who might have a busted face but banging body...
Yup. If there girl is how, there is no questioning if you would hit it. Now if some ugly bitch was there, or some fat bitch is bending over picking up a twinkie is there, then you ask the question.
Do any of you guys actually think that Bama carried a .25 in his front pocket. There is no fucking way a gun could fit in his tight ass jeans. Hell a spare change couldn't even fit in those jeans. And let's say he was able to squeeze a .25 in those jeans how in the hell would his sausage fingers fit in his pants to pull the damn gun out. Fucking impossible! I'll Holla 5000