Game of Thrones season 8 Teaser

Very entertaining (and bright lighted!) recap of the episode. The part of '...and Drakaris the shit out of him, but didn't work...' had me in stitches.

 

Now are we getting Clegane Bowl....or Grey Worm vs Ser Gregor?

RIP my love Missandei :(


N what the fuck is it with Arya saying she's not planning to return to Winterfell.....?

 

Wrong, faggot!
Seriously, check yourself and then realise you, Panch and the other twat on here are like these sad-sack-of-shit freaks:


It´s notrhing to do with what makes a great TV show.
It´s mass hysteria or mass narcissistic delusion.
Individuals like yourself have surrendered ya personalities and thoughts to a ´hivemind´: that tingle of seeing yourselves reflected in a million other like-minded cunts through the ritualistic viewing of dumb escapist fantasy.
Shrieking and jizzing yourselves over a Dungeons & Dragons campaign (with less depth).

 

Bad decisions came at great cost!

 

She will die trying to kill Cersei.

 

What everybody is talking about is NOT Missandei's death, nor Rhaegal's demise, nor Khaleesi going Mad Queen mode in the next episode. No. What is going viral is the Starbucks coffee cup cameo!!!

 

I sure HOPE NOT.....Lady Mormont...Missandei....I couldn't take losing Arya.....I'm such a snowflake...but I can't take losing her.

Arya killing should be DONE....her beef with Cersei is not that bigly...but I don't see Jamie strangling her...dont' see it why? cause she's evil bad person? Like Tyrion told him.."she has never fool you, u knew what she was all along n still loved her"...so why strangle her now? Jon doesn't have history with Cersei n him killing her won't make much sense(unless she kill Dany)....SANSA of all people left alive have more of a reason to kill Cersei....it would be glorious.....

bottom line hope Arya doesn't die.....go be the Lady of Storm's End....enough killing....

 

Dany will go Mad Queen mode and burn the whole Red Keep to ashes if Jon doesn't stop her. I doubt Arya will be able to kill Cersei and she will be executed just for the sake of more shocking value. Once defeated, Cersei might try to pull a Mad king act (again) and use the wildfire to destroy the whole King's Landing so Dany doesn't get to seat in the throne. Jamie might or might not kill her and he will die too via suicide. The Hound will get his revenge and kill the Mountain. After the battle is over Dany will turn against Jon and she might end up dead somehow. Varys is already a dead man walking.

And in fullfillment of the prophecy from Maggie the to Cersei that a younger and more beautiful queen will replace her, Sansa might end up in the Iron Throne! After all she is the only main character staying behind safe at Winterfell.

 

AND WHY THE HELL JON DIDN'T PET GHOST BEFORE ABANDONING HIM??? THAT WAS COLD!!

 

Arya should not be able to kill Cersei....but she won't DIE either...she carries Azor Ahai in her belly(or is it her) no way she dies by the hand of simple human, after killing the night king....Both Clegane's will die, the mountain by fire hopefully poetic justicia.

 

Westeros will not need a ninja assassin like Arya and like she said, she is no one's lady. She will meet the grim reaper as she has eluded death 'not today' too many times.

Also did that episode 5 trailer hinted at MORE DRAGONS when Euron Greyjoy hears dragon's shriek and he looks truly surprised?

 

There can’t be anymore dragons that would be dumb at this point.....maybe Drogon or whatever his name is wearing armor like a knight....

 

I would not rule out more younger dragons off springs of Drogon. Keep in mind that a couple of seasons ago it went AWOL for a good chunk of time. Maybe it was nesting and taking care of baby dragons whom are now able to fly and dracarys the shit out of anyone!

Remember this scene in season 5? Jorah & Tyrion see Drogon flying above the ruins of Valyria. This was during the time Drogon was missing. What was this dragon doing there?

 

^^^Good theory....

This show should had gone on for 2-3 more season....they cramming everything in together at the end here....So that's it for the Night King? Is there another Night King? Did Arya finish off their future? What is Bran purpose now? Is the Mountain still having his play time with the nun bitch? Is Mama Sands watching her best pair of tits in the show Sands daughter body decompose? SO many castles/territories to be divided up....who takes Mormont, Frey, High Garden, Bolton, Umber, etc territories....The Glovers they didn't answer the call...if they are still alive they most PAY...


SOOO many unanswered questions....

 

I agree that the show has been rushed for the last two seasons. The show used to be great when it slow build situations and then resolved them later in dramatic fashion. Now is just a race to finish the show ASAP which I truly don't understand. daenerys and jon should had conquered Kings Landing before facing the Night King army. that should have been left for the last two episodes with a grandiose epic ending. I am afraid they will defeat Cersei in the next episode and the very last episode will be relegated exclusively to the conflict between Jon & Dany with a very disappointing ending on who stay in the Iron Throne just for shock value.

That will suck.

 

Daenerys should fly Drogon very high, that can barely be seen as the size of a fly, above the Red Keep and then dive down to the center of it, taking everyone by surprise and burn all the scorpions from behind. That will leave the place defenseless to both Drogon and the Unsullied army to break in and unleash hell. The Golden Army will not survive dragon fire/dracarys. Crossing my fingers doesn't turn out into a stupid civilians massacre just to make Dany the Mad Queen baddie.

 

Like what Aegon did to Harrenhal?

 

Fuck my life...that scene with Tyrion n Jaime...I am a sensitive bitch!

 

CLEGANE BOWL!!!!!!

 

I NAILED EVERY SINGLE POINT IN MY POST! DAMN I AM GOOD AT THIS...(or the show sadly has become too predictable)

I really am pissed at how fast they made our beloved Daenerys into a freaking mass murderer Mad Queen. What's next? That she will execute both Tyrion & Jon Snow for betraying her? by dragon fire? (hopefuly the Targaryan blood will protect Jon, but not Tyrion). I can see Arya killing Dany, Jon will reject the kingdom and will declare each one of the Seven Kingdoms to be independent and will head north of the wall to live among the Wildlings and Ghost. Sansa will become the Queen of the North.

 

Bitch u didn’t nail shit....Aegon had the same strategy when he burnt down Harrenhal(where Tywin n Arya had there conversations)...

All the Dani mad queen thing was foreshadows in her vision in season 2. And all the times she talked about burning this city/castle to the ground...without Jorah, Missandei, Ser Selmy, Tyrion to keep her level headed n with an alternative plan...she was all alone.

Sansa will control the north, Yara will have the Iron Islands, Samuel Tarly will control High Garden Gendry n Arya will sit on the throne from Riverrun and summer at Storm's End, Kings Landing will remain a ruin...Jon n Ghost will go NORTH beyond the wall....

 

Incredible....show...for years Ive waited for Cersei end...then when it came I felt sorry for her.

 

I'm hoping Lord Varys messages got out to enough lords.....and while Dany is holding court in the ruins of King's Landing....Sansa can get enough northern troops + the 40,000-50,000 spears from Dorne(that were suppose with Jon/Dany at Kings landing)+new Lord Gendry Baratheon's Stormlands troops, the Iron Islands soldiers and lay siege to King's Landing....

 

The Starks can end up with EVERYTHING.....Arya n Gendry will marry(if Jon doesn't want the crown and Dany is dead, the crown goes to Robert's bastard son)....

Jon can have the throne or move north to the REAL NORTH beyond the wall n live out his life in peace....

If Bran sit on the throne w/ a counsel that would FUCKING SUCK....

Sansa n Tyrion on the Throne can happen....

BOTTOM line Daenerys MUST die.....

 

I am just preparing myself for the absolute WORST ENDING possible. It will make the LOST ending look like the stuff of a genius. And what could be worst than Jon betraying his own honor by killing Dany himself and he ends executed? or just leaving the door open for a fucking sequel?

But yes, Daenerys will die as well as Greyworm and probably Drogon too.

 

Jon killing Daenerys wont' be so bad.....the bitch did become the MAD QUEEN n did "BURN THEM ALL"....AND Dany will start talking or actually head NORTH to deal with Sansa...n that when JON will stick it to her....FAMILY(the one you have known all your life) over keeping your WORD....10 out of 10 times...fuck honoring a MAD QUEEN.

Bran seating on the Iron Throne w/ counselors...that would be a SHITTY ending...n that the one people are saying is already leak......

 

These writers messed up Daenery's character so bad in just one single episode. Remember a few seasons ago she was so devastated that her dragon killed a child that she put them in chains in a dungeon? But here she is killing THOUSANDS of children for no fucking reason! She had already defeated Cercei's army; she had already destroyed all their fleet. Yet she decides to instead of going straight to take care of Cersei, to mass murder innocent people.
Stupid.

 

Will Jamie jave one last go at his sister’s C-unit??

 

Well he Jon does kill Dany...n end up at the wall or beyond...n Bran the useless is the new KING....smh...

Compilation of Spoilers for GOT Episodes 4-6 : freefolk