Greatest blow-by-blow/commentator lines of all time.

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"Mikkel Kessler, he's the fucking champion of the worlddd" - Danish commentator

 

It was in the Byrd "rematch".....{along with other great debate-settlers like Foreman vs Frazier II, Tyson vs Bruno II, De La Hoya vs Chavez II...the doubt must be removed....:laugh11:}.....Byrd was being brain-damaged and in the process of having his face removed a la Silence of the Lambs and Lederman was babbling on in the background about how he needed to talk about "Holding".

Lampley, who is more hooked into the commercial aspect of things, could see that Wlad was turning in one of his rare offensive efforts, giving the public what they wanted, and didn't want to see the coup de grace ruined by Heil Harold and his blathering.

Click here for the full comment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hFLsgaZFcDw#t=514s


Another one from Larry would be when he said that "Charles Shufford doesn't want to commit suicide, so he's going to stay away from Wladimir Klitschko"....which was odd, because homicide is not suicide, not by any stretch of the imagination.

 

Not to rain on your parade or anything, but nobody gives a fuck about that big pussy and his robotic oaf brother.

 

Lampley's "it happened, it happened!" captured the moment.


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99.9% of the time these lines by Lampley are stupid and cheesy as fuck...he tries too hard to say something memorable

 

I remember that too, for some reason I think I said it, although maybe I just agree with it. I've always wondered about that little chuckle before he comments.

 

I know. This thread is about great commentary, and that was some great commentary. Stay on topic son.

 

"Corrales Winging!! Castillo is in trouble. Weeks steps in and the fight is over!!!"

 

Lampley is the most ridiculous. Lampley is very effeminate, too emotional for a man. If a man has any emotion, only anger is permissible. Verbal Oral Sex , man love, teen girl crushes, whatever you call his style it is ridiculous.