Dsimon writes: Bitches of all racial persuasions...... Please know You are all pretty, the short bitches the tall bitches, the black and white ones, the football playing ones, the potoe eating ones, etc, so..... Can we all just shut the fuck up now!!::
Reed, I went easy on you for a reason. Like I said earlier, I'm usually a Reed fan. You asked what is so funny about a two-year career in the NFL and asked how long I spent in the NFL, a move you knew wasn't going to fly with me when bigdawg and I had already lined up to play our old game. Bigdawg starts with midget, I counter with hasbeen and then up the ante by asking if he has sold any Sparkebars in the stands at NFL games. He starts talking about my mom, and then we start up---and then you dive into the crossfire, saying: "U Say this as If ANYBODY Can Make it to the NFL,BUDDY... How Looooooooooong was YOUR NFL Career???" The only one who felt the need to make the comparison was you because you were co-signing for bigdawg. Don't come at me with that shit. That's a bitchmove when bigdawg and I were revving up for a good old-fashioned smackdown. You injected yourself into our game, and then you wonder why I say that you're co-signing for the guy. You asked the question in an antagonizing way, and bigdawg had already started trying to find the buttons in smacktalk. When I smacktalk, I get amped up and admittedly get a little coldblooded. That's the way it is. In the heat of smacktalk battle, I whip ass and I'm not afraid to whip more than one at the same time. Sorry you got caught in the middle, but next time don't step in the way when I'm laying the smacketh on a fool. :dunno: :: Bigdawg's a fun person to talk with about issues. He has the perspective of having been to the big show, but one of the rarities of this forum is that smacktalk is smacktalk, and when the bell rings, we rip into each other. If anything, he should be happy that I treat him just like anybody else who wants to smacktalk: an opponent. I don't hate him, and I don't hate you, but when the smack starts up, I give a dose out where I feel it's warranted. Now don't get me wrong. Even the best of us make mistakes. I crossed a line or two with phonetap when we had our epic battle years ago, but I have lava flowing through my veins, and I can go from hot to cold in a second. When I smacktalk, I seek out sensitive areas and press on them to piss the person off. I know I zapped both of you with it, but I was afraid that I might have zapped you guys too hard. If I did, I just want to say, from the very bottom of my heart and with no pretension, GET SOME FUCKEN BALLS AND A HELMET!!! :: :: Like Tupac said: I ain't mad atcha!
Look at the wannabe acting like he knows what tough is, shouldn't you be watching Nascar or something?
Dude even in my decline athletic state I will still domiante you in your sport of choice. Believe that convict! I'll Holla 5000
Shouldn't you be working on one of your sexual deviancy treatment programs on how not to groom kids. I'll Holla 5000
I only spank my kids when they act up. And my dog has already been slammed a couple of times so he already knows better. When you have a dog that weighs 125lbs you best believe he will slammed a couple times so that he will learn who's the true alpha. I'll Holla 5000
Please tell me how your "skills" has anything to do with any other sport since you threw that out there. I could care less if you were good enough to play preseason only to get cut Professionally. What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
Yeah, spoken like a real child abuser. "I only hit them when they act up" I bet you say the same crap to your wife when you hit her, I know how hard you alpha males are with 125 pounds :laughing:
I'm not even talken about my skills on the gridiron. I'm talken about my skills on the hoop court, softball diamond, slope or anything else. I'll Holla 5000
How long did it take you to stand up long enough to get that pic? :: I see you couldn't stay strapped.....
Hell yeah I hit my wife. I told everyone on this website that I hit her. Well not hit her just smack her from time to time. Nope it ain't the way ya'll think. It's what I'm hittin it from behind doggy that's when I give her a nice little smack on the ass. You best believe it. And no I don't abuse my kids. I use all forums of dicipline. My little dude is on timeout status. I'll Holla 5000
:: we know why you unstrapped......there is no reason to unstrap unless you can't stand up. Come on man, show us the pic of you on your ass and snow in your face ::
No yard sale from me. I'm not gonna lie that shit has happened in the past but not know at my current skill level. I'll Holla 5000
Show the pics :bears: I know you have them, quit frontin'. That shit ain't natural to not fall on your face at first......
I don't even carve anymore. I just go straight down the hill baby. I gotta need for speed. I'll Holla 5000
I thought I was the shit when I first got out there, my girlfriend was saying how I was a natural and stayed on the board better than anyone she seen the first time. I went to the big hill, she said I should try out the kiddie hill first.....I wasn't havin' it. Needless to say I got goin' about 30 mph and was too afraid to stop, I hit pretty hard ::
Dude you were better than me. Ofcourse me being the cocky confident cat that. I am was like I'm gonna pick this shit up in no time. Yeah right. To make a long story short I fell atleast 250 times. How do I know because we did atleast 15 runs and I know I feel atleast 10 times apiece going down the hill. However as the day went on I got better and better but I would still catch an edge and hit my head damn near blacking out. But my motto is you gott expect that the 1st time you go. Then the more you go the better you will get. By the 3rd time I was getting down the hill with only a hand full of garge sales. I'll Holla 5000
It took me awhile to learn how to stop, no doubt. It just isn't natural to go sideways when you are flying. It wasn't easy getting it down. My face was frost bit the first time out ::