I make my ring announcing debut on Saturday.

steve's gonna score some major pussy now! I hear girls really go for ring announcers almost as much as rock stars. steve, you gonna try scoring with the ring girls?

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW6YFEx-f5c

 

I think steve should hold his dick with his left hand and yell "Come get it ladies!"

 

"steve dave" huh?

So what makes you think you can be a ring announcer? Have you ever stepped into the squared circle, brother?

 

:: I'll do it this evening.

 

I ring announced the Cadigan/McGee bout back in 1908.
I know this game.

 

" Ladies & Gentleman, Girls & Boys, Dudes & Dudettes, Prepare Yourselves for ______ Rounds of SANCTIONED VIOLENCE "



REED

 

That's pretty good actually.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to see some hot man-on-man action!

 

"It's time to let the fists do the talking"

" leave it in the ring, blood, sweat, and tears" ::

"_ rounds of sanctioned carnage for YOU, the fans entertainment"

You could try and get the crowd involved like
"I can feel the atmosphere of aggression, don't you?"
"I can't hear you" :laughing:

 

That's good.

 

I think steve should jerk off while announcing the combatants. It would make TSN's and ESPN's sportscentre. steve would become an overnight celeb.

 

What's wrong with you Hanzy, twice in this thread you've referenced Steve_dave's dick and you're getting more hardcore in each post. I had to interfere before you suggest to Steve_dave the possibility of sodomizing the fighters in the squared circle to get the crowd going.

 

:nono: That's sick! I'd never go that far, Baron.

 

You were going this way before I stepped in to protect the integrity of the forum. We don't need 2 LOKs.:nono:

 

fairy nuff. :clap:

 

I think steve should pull it out his jeans and yell "Y'all wanna fiddle my diddle?"

 

"The Place is HERE, the Time is NOW. This is your MAIN EVENT of the Evening, Scheduled for ____ Rounds of SANCTIONED VIOLENCE"



REED

 

:clap: That's pretty cool. Although for some odd reason, I think this caters moreso to the teenage idiot fans, not the more mature fans.

 

"Ladies & Gentlemen, You are All about to Witness an ASSAULT"



REED

 

Ladies and gentlemen... COME ON YA CUNTSSSS!!!

Introducing first...

 

Good luck!:bears:

 

(In a rage frenzy) BLOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!

(With the 300 movie spartan accent) THIS IS BOXING!!

"Let's enjoy the carnage"!!

"You know where you are?!?! you're in the jungle baby!!! wake up!! time to dieeeeeee!!

 

dsimon writes;

"ladies and Gentlemen for your pugilistic pleasure (in a Porky Pig Mel Blanc voice...) its its its on folks...."

 

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadies and Gentlemen......

Thank you for coming out tonight..

please.. get comfortable, get seated and get ready....


LETS SEE PEOPLE FUCK EACH OTHER UP!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen..

BEND OVER AND GRAB YOUR ANKLES CUZ YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET RAPED WITH ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Sodomized!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would be better.

 

:bears: :eeeek:

what was I thinking??

Sodomized is MUCH better!!!:bears: :bears:

 

:::::: Best one yet!

 

How about poop blood?